Game Thread: Twins vs. Rays, 6/4 @ 3:10 pm CT

[ashbury]

No, I didn't opine that it was ... I hoped that it was.

Awfully close to the line, madam. I advise caution in similar situations in the future.

[Squirrel]

 

Awfully close to the line, madam. I advise caution in similar situations in the future.

Close is not over it ... there is a distinct difference to distinguish in that

[ashbury]

For one thing, it would make me question Buxton's taste.

I already warned you the breath was bad, but if you insist on finding out the taste too, go for it.

[Craig Arko]

Ok, but take the very, very farthest away atom or molecule (take your pick) where does it go???

 

This is as hard as figuring which side of the lake the prettiest girls are on.......

Don't know, but it would take an infinite amount of time to get there and find out.

 

And the ladies are always on the correct side of Lake Möbius and Lake Klein.

[Squirrel]

 

Hockey goalies, might as well be voodoo priests.

Yeah, actually, I think the article did say hockey players were the worst ... but that many athletes have really weird routines and superstitions.

[ashbury]

All right, gotta run and pick up our son at the airport. No more jinxes for this game, OK folks?

[Squirrel]

 

Can anyone realistically explain why a guy who's hit .210 since last seasons All-Star break is our #3 hitter?  

No. I don't think anyone can.

[Craig Arko]

Well, I see GOTG and think 'Guardians of the Galaxy.' And, yes, I'm pretty new here. At least to game threads this year I am.

That was my thought, too.

[Squirrel]

 

I already warned you the breath was bad, but if you insist on finding out the taste too, go for it.

Pictures, or it didn't happen.

[Craig Arko]

No. I don't think anyone can.

Eeet's a puzzlement.

[Bark's Lounge]

It's nice when you are playing against a team with a Hank Conger behind the plate. I'd probably prefer Darva Conger (you folks might have to look that up. I am not sure how I remember it).

[twinsnorth49]

 

What?!?!?

What;s on second

 

Annnnnnnnd we're done.

[Craig Arko]

It's nice when you are playing against a team with a Hank Conger behind the plate. I'd probably prefer Darva Conger (you folks might have to look that up. I am not sure how I remember it).

Or King Conger.

[operation mindcrime]

Run boy! Run! You are on a hit list now.

I'll stay clear of the Cedar Riverside apartments!

[Squirrel]

Well, ****

[operation mindcrime]

Ouch!

[HitInAPinch]

poop

[operation mindcrime]

Behind once again!

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Did I read somewhere that baseball players are the most superstitious of athletes?

I once knew a ballplayer (not professional), who shaved off his eyebrows before every game because it was a ritual to him… ugh, sorry, I cannot finish this post. Steven Souza's an *******. Drag… 

[USAFChief]

Not the best slider Ervin's ever thrown.

[Craig Arko]

A seesaw game.

[HitInAPinch]

Twins should trade Dozier for Souza Jr. straight up

[Aggies7]

haha we are soooo bad in soooo many ways!

 

53 of 55 games

[rghrbek]

n boom goes the dynamite

[Aggies7]

Remember that one time we had like 2 or 3 good starts in a row?

 

 

 

That was awesome

[Jerr]

 

haha we are soooo bad in soooo many ways!

 

53 of 55 games

 

haha we are soooo bad in soooo many ways!

 

53 of 55 games

 

We really are, aren't we?     

[Aggies7]

Santana should start cheating again

[Halsey Hall]

No sense in cheating the in house fans, give them what they expected.

[HitInAPinch]

Got it figured out:  Santana did not cut off the dreadlocks.  That's really Freddie Toliver on the mound.

[Craig Arko]