Game Thread: Twins vs. Rays, 6/3 @ 7:10 pm CT

[operation mindcrime]

Well, that doesn't help

If it helps us get a future hall of famer from the 2017 draft I'm all for it!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

My sister is coming in from out of town next week.  She said, "let's get some Twins tickets while I'm in Minneapolis visiting."  I said, "no reason to buy tickets.  We can find them on the sidewalk out in front of the stadium or in various gas station toilets around town."

 

They try. Be kind, please.

[Jham]

 

My sister is coming in from out of town next week.  She said, "let's get some Twins tickets while I'm in Minneapolis visiting."  I said, "no reason to buy tickets.  We can find them on the sidewalk out in front of the stadium or in various gas station toilets around town." 

Or if you leave your car unattended in the wrong part of town, someone could break into your vehicle and leave Twins tickets on your dash.

[Squirrel]

Well, sigh

[formerly33]

 

I think I got warned about going overboard with baseball stats once.    Does that count?      Pretty sure that counts.

There's plenty of other threads for these types of comments. Game threads are supposed to be lighter, fun.

[spinowner]

 

Molitor has had this way of pushing all the wrong buttons this year...  Jepsen is Jepsen, but he's your closer and the games at home and it's the 9th inning...  Saving him for that rare extra innings home-save.

Very rare, since saves are impossible for the home team when they are behind or tied going into the ninth.

[operation mindcrime]

My sister is coming in from out of town next week. She said, "let's get some Twins tickets while I'm in Minneapolis visiting." I said, "no reason to buy tickets. We can find them on the sidewalk out in front of the stadium or in various gas station toilets around town."

This very well could be the post of the year!

[Squirrel]

Or if you leave your car unattended in the wrong part of town, someone could break into your vehicle and leave Twins tickets on your dash.

I'll leave my car unlocked if that's what I'll get. I don't mind going to a game for free. Don't feel guilty about leaving early if I didn't pay for it.

[Squirrel]

There's plenty of other threads for these types of comments. Game threads are supposed to be lighter, fun.

Quit telling people what game threads are or aren't.

[mikeee]

ouch. that hurt

[Bark's Lounge]

I don't know the cats we have lined up to bat this inning as I have not watched much of the game as I was practicing painting my finger and toe nails, but I want to lend a hand... Let's get this son of a bitch!

[Aggies7]

I like the non PH for Suzuki. Makes sense.

[twinssporto]

 

Quit telling people what game threads are or aren't.

I'm mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!

[Aggies7]

Well, that indeed was a break

[Squirrel]

I like the non PH for Suzuki. Makes sense.

It worked.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

How did it go again?

 

"The score stood 4 to 2 with but an inning left to play..."

[LaBombo]

 

Cmon, Kep ... show us what the future holds!

 

 

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[Aggies7]

No need to throw a strike to byron

[Aggies7]

Ok.....

[Aggies7]

How about a home run here, Joseph?

[Squirrel]

Damn!

[operation mindcrime]

Its Dozier time!

[twinssporto]

 

How about a home run here, Joseph?

Did Dick say the last time Mauer had a walk off hit was 9 years ago?

[operation mindcrime]

I told ya!

[Linus]

Yea well the last three Twins hitters have taken first pitch fastballs right down the middle then chased breaking balls. Does anybody watch the game?

[operation mindcrime]

Dozier=clutch

[Aggies7]

Well we wore out the closer

[LaBombo]

 

There's plenty of other threads for these types of comments. Game threads are supposed to be lighter, fun.

 

In fairness to me,    the stat that was overboard was just a batting average.

 

Rounded to the nearest .100.

[spinowner]

Night, all.

[twinssporto]

 

Dozier=clutch

Or...Dozier = shift entire defense to the left side of the field.