Game Thread: Twins @ As, 6/1 - 2:35pm

[Riverbrian]

 

Saen "7.03 ERA, 1.56 WHIP, 5.9 K/9" Manaea.

 

I would have liked to see the Twins exhibit the same kind of patience with Berrios that the A's have shown with Manaea. 

[LaBombo]

 

Sano coulda made that catch.  And knocked down that section of the stands.

Given the history and geology of the Bay area,   i wouldn't want to count on the damage stopping there..

 

http://www.seaonc.org/sites/default/files/content/3.png

[jimmer]

Park is hitting a HR here.

[USAFChief]

 

Park is hitting a HR here.

If by "here" you mean "in the 6th inning," me likee.

[HitInAPinch]

the thing that get's me in this game, Maneae is incredibly hittable.

[USAFChief]

 

What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common? 

One l, o, and e?

[Platoon]

They say the person at the end of the chain gets zapped the worst...

 

I was raised on a farm with electric fences, I can verify this. One of my brothers, in an alcoholic stupor peed on a electric fence one night to see what would happen. Suffice it to say that was the only time he ever did it!

[Bark's Lounge]

Damn Germans.

[Aggies7]

haha we're going to get one measely run out of this, aren't we?

[Riverbrian]

 

Park is hitting a HR here.

http://www.worldatlas.com/img/areamap/541b034142284e5391bfb0621bb65e48.gif

[Riverbrian]

 

One l, o, and e?

 

Q: What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common?

 

A: Both are sounds produced when you drop a quarter in the toilet. 

 

 

[Aggies7]

incredible

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I was raised on a farm with electric fences, I can verify this. One of my brothers, in an alcoholic stupor peed on a electric fence one night to see what would happen. Suffice it to say that was the only time he ever did it!

I hope for his sake it was a low voltage fence.

[Riverbrian]

 

I was raised on a farm with electric fences, I can verify this. One of my brothers, in an alcoholic stupor peed on a electric fence one night to see what would happen. Suffice it to say that was the only time he ever did it!

 

I'm smarter than your brother. 

 

I did it because I didn't know the fence was electric. 

[savvyspy]

Is it me or is Danny Valencia the guy that the Twins front office has been trying to sell us Trevor Plouffe is when he really is a poor man's Danny Valencia???

[USAFChief]

Grand Casino is giving away a 1970 Dodge Challenger.  Orange, in the pic.

 

True story:  my first car was a 1970 Dodge Challenger.

 

Orange.

 

 

[Platoon]

What does Plouffe and Beloit have in common?

 

In WI the "e" is silent.

[LaBombo]

 

I was raised on a farm with electric fences, I can verify this. One of my brothers, in an alcoholic stupor peed on a electric fence one night to see what would happen. Suffice it to say that was the only time he ever did it!

 

"Name the part of the human body that you'd most want to avoid getting zapped by a powerful electric shock!    Number one answer still on the board!"...

 

http://www.debmarmercury.com/images/family-feud-banner.jpg

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Grand Casino is giving away a 1970 Dodge Challenger.  Orange, in the pic.

 

True story:  my first car was a 1970 Dodge Challenger.

 

Orange.

1970? I would have a least thought you would have purchased a car by 1910.

[Vanimal46]

 

Grand Casino is giving away a 1970 Dodge Challenger.  Orange, in the pic.

 

True story:  my first car was a 1970 Dodge Challenger.

 

Orange.

It's meant to be! Head on up to the casino. Mrs. Chief doesn't need her social security.... 

[USAFChief]

 

Trevor Plouffe is the trivia answer.

BTW, bow before me, bitches.

[LaBombo]

 

 

haha we're going to get one measely run out of this, aren't we?

 

The baserunners/outs run expectancy tables now feature a disclaimer at the top that says "Twins fans see note below table".

[LaBombo]

 

I can feel the tension building. A restless game thread is about to turn into an animal porn thread.

 

[USAFChief]

Two out RBI hits are the schiznit.

 

 

[Platoon]

I'm smarter than your brother. 

 

I did it because I didn't know the fence was electric.

 

Sadly it wasn't low voltage, it was what we called a weed burner. As for "smarter than my brother", that might be a thread unto itself!

[Riverbrian]

 

Grand Casino is giving away a 1970 Dodge Challenger.  Orange, in the pic.

 

True story:  my first car was a 1970 Dodge Challenger.

 

Orange.

 

My First Car

 

http://www.pugetsoundpoci.com/photos/Puyallup12/F-1.jpg

A Casino tried to give one of these away and the place immediately emptied... old people were crushed when they piled up at the door. 

[Aggies7]

I wonder if the twins considered getting that final out before allowing a run?

[Platoon]

Grand Casino is giving away a 1970 Dodge Challenger.  Orange, in the pic.

 

True story:  my first car was a 1970 Dodge Challenger.

 

Orange.

EEE HAW

[USAFChief]

http://cdn.johnywheels.com/2015/08/07/1970dodgechallengerrt-l-8662836c9c0dc6b3.jpg

[Bark's Lounge]

 

BTW, bow before me, bitches.

Did you put on your leather outfit before you typed that?