Game Thread: Minnesota Twins @ Seattle Mariners 5-28 9:10 CDT

[glunn]

I need this game to be over by 10:50 if the Twins win so I can get ice cream from my favorite place before they close.

 

I often celebrate with ice cream after the Twins win, and I have lost 10 pounds this season.

[twinsnorth49]

Ok everyone,  my beer thawed out and nothing exploded. Y'all can relax now, thanks for your concern.

[twinsnorth49]

 

With haste, O Mariner batter
See this third strike and return there to thy dugout!


(Channeling sample size of one)

Nicely done, I have no clue what you  just said. Perfect.

[David HK]

Wait a minute, wait a minute....

 

We scored, right?  And got ahead.

 

And then the other team batted, right?  And we're still ahead?  

 

Oh, boy, is this great!

 

[glunn]

 

Wait a minute, wait a minute....

 

We scored, right?  And got ahead.

 

And then the other team batted, right?  And we're still ahead?  

 

Oh, boy, is this great!

It would be greater with some insurance runs.

[David HK]

 

Ok everyone,  my beer thawed out and nothing exploded. Y'all can relax now, thanks for your concern.

I, on the other hand, emptied that whole freakin' growler in the 7th inning alone.....

[twinssporto]

Vincent could hide a jar of vaseline and an emory board in his beard.

[twinsnorth49]

 

I, on the other hand, emptied that whole freakin' growler in the 7th inning alone.....

That has cleared up a lot, thanks.

[David HK]

Cripe, this Vincent is nothing.  Mid-speed junk, we should be tagging him.

[HitInAPinch]

DanSan on 1st, 3 - 4 Nunez at the plate.  Insurance run?

[twinsnorth49]

Danny Santana performing in...

 

[David HK]

Geez, their Lee is even bigger than our Park.  He's a huge guy.

[Squirrel]

Ok everyone,  my beer thawed out and nothing exploded. Y'all can relax now, thanks for your concern.

Cheers!

 

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Cripe, this Vincent is nothing.  Mid-speed junk, we should be tagging him.

Same as their starter tonight.  VERY hittable

[twinssporto]

Nunez is a hitting machine.  Well done.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Nunez keeps prolonging innings with his base hits and stuff

 

ice cream at risk

[twinsnorth49]

I think Nuno forgot to take the donut off his bat.

[twinssporto]

 

Geez, their Lee is even bigger than our Park.  He's a huge guy.

I think he drinks a lot of growlers. 

[twinsnorth49]

 

Cheers!

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That's so you, in more ways than one.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Vincent could hide a jar of vaseline and an emory board in his beard.

well if he isn't, he should be

[David HK]

OK, now Dozey- you know what's coming, let's see you do something other than a grounder to short.

[glunn]

I would get a lot more ice cream if Dozier would stop always trying to pull the ball.

[David HK]

Same old Men-Dozier... *sigh*

 

Here's an idea, Molly-

 

 maybe the 7 hole for this guy?  

 

Like forever?

[HitInAPinch]

That's a doozy Dozier...

[Blake]

 

Ok everyone,  my beer thawed out and nothing exploded. Y'all can relax now, thanks for your concern.

I see. So, you brought your beer inside to thaw?

[twinsnorth49]

 

OK, now Dozey- you know what's coming, let's see you do something other than a grounder to short.

Pop up to 2nd, wish granted.

[glunn]

I have never seen a catcher crouch like Centeno is doing.  And it seems to have worked.

[twinsnorth49]

 

I see. So, you brought your beer inside to thaw?

I know, right?!!

[David HK]

Heh... get a load of Manny Sanguillen, Jr. behind the plate there....

 

I'm liking me some Centeno...

[twinsnorth49]

 

I have never seen a catcher crouch like Centeno is doing.  And it seems to have worked.

Is your TV normally upside down or something?