Article: Game Thread: Twins v Blue Jays, 5/19 @ 7:10pm CT

[HitInAPinch]

 

Nah

 

He failed to advance the runner. 

A really good leadoff hitter coulda done it

[LaBombo]

 

See, bunts DO work  

 

Well,   just about anything is good with enough icing and berries on it.

 

http://www.foodtasticmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chocolate-bundt-2.jpg

Edited May 20, 2016 by LaBombo

[Riverbrian]

 

Well,  just about anything is good with enough frosting and berries on it.

 

http://www.foodtasticmom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/chocolate-bundt-2.jpg

 

Well... now you've done it. 

 

I gotta go open up random drawers in the house to find where my wife has stuff hidden now. 

[HitInAPinch]

Oh SWEET!!

[Riverbrian]

Just another example of our youth killing us by Mauer. 

[USAFChief]

A two out RBI!

 

 

[Bark's Lounge]

I hope Mauer's May is an abberation and his April is the Real McCoy.

[HitInAPinch]

 

 

Oh SWEET!!

OH CRAP   

[LaBombo]

Battle of the Damn-aged Update:    FautlyNoWits's bid for the CGSHO falls 5 runs and 6 innings short.   Pirates clinging to a 4 run lead after 6.

[ashbury]

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

[LaBombo]

 

I hope Mauer's May is an abberation and his April is the Real McCoy.

 

Damnit man,  I'm a doctor,   not a leadoff hitter!

 

http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/articles/shhhh.jpg

[David HK]

 

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

Works...  for... me...

 

But... how could anyone type in Shatner-ese, or Walken-esque without them?

 

I ask... you!

[LaBombo]

 

 

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

Whystopthereyoucould pushtheenvelopeevenfurther!

[Riverbrian]

 

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

 

ChiTown can fix that right up. Add some colons and stuff... large and small colons... she knows them all. 

[HitInAPinch]

 

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

... really?

[spinowner]

 

Damnit man,  I'm a doctor,   not a leadoff hitter!

 

http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/articles/shhhh.jpg

Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a very good actor!

[David HK]

Crap.  They're onto me again.  Cut off even my Russian feed.  No live ball at work anymore.  

 

Which only sucks today, since we have an actual lead in an actual game, and I have no actual classes today.

 

Sad face, at least until the BP implodes again, and we eventually lose 11-2.

[Riverbrian]

 

I hope Mauer's May is an abberation and his April is the Real McCoy.

 

I met a McCoy once.

 

He looked real enough to me. 

 

So I just naturally assumed... he was the one. 

[ashbury]

Whystopthereyoucould pushtheenvelopeevenfurther!

_{^{Evenfurtherstill}}

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

 

I hate ellipses with a passion my solution is run-on sentences what do you think does it work for you?

John your so witty I love you!

[Riverbrian]

 

Damnit man,  I'm a doctor,   not a leadoff hitter!

 

http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/articles/shhhh.jpg

 

Hold on

 

It's Star Wars Night at Target Field... Can't you tell by the way they are dressed behind home plate and in the stands everywhere. 

 

You can't do Star Trek during Star Wars night. 

 

Uff Da

[David HK]

 

Damnit man,  I'm a doctor,   not a leadoff hitter!

 

http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/articles/shhhh.jpg

Heh...  was watching an old episode on the laptop the other day, my Hong Kong born-and-raised Gf nearby, who's not been steeped in Trek-speak.  Redshirt died, Bones knelt over him, I said, aloud, "He's dead Jim," a second or two before Bones did.  She gave me a look like I was an all-seeing wizard, and I did a heck of a job stifling my chuckle.

[Aggies7]

Gotta love giving two guys the green light on 3-0 in one inning.

 

 

 

 

 

LOL

[ashbury]

John your so witty I love you!

So Nice, You Quoted It Twice?

[Riverbrian]

 

Crap.  They're onto me again.  Cut off even my Russian feed.  No live ball at work anymore.  

 

Which only sucks today, since we have an actual lead in an actual game, and I have no actual classes today.

 

Sad face, at least until the BP implodes again, and we eventually lose 11-2.

 

I've got this image of you searching the depths of the internet with tin foil on your fingers. 

[LaBombo]

 

 

You can't do Star Trek during Star Wars night. 

 

 

That's how it starts.    This is how it ends,  with some furry dude's severed arm layin'   on the floor,   because back in my day,   light sabers cut stuff off of people instead of making them lay down like they're playing dead, dammit.

Edited May 20, 2016 by LaBombo

[ashbury]

So far I am LIKING Santana

He's given us four good innings. Turn it over now to the bullpen to bring this victory home?

[spinowner]

Not watching the game but saw the video of the Twins' second run. Mauer was out at second base. Did a little hip-hop on the pop-up slide and was off the base while the tag was applied. Ump called him safe. Blue Jays should have challenged. Did they?

[Riverbrian]

OK... Bert just knocked one out of the park. 

 

Dick: The Population of Fertile Minnesota is 836

 

Bert: You'd think there'd be more. 

 

This will be post of the night

[ashbury]

You can't do Star Trek during Star Wars night.

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/encounter_suited_butts_9358.jpg

 

Star Trek on Star Wars Night is a three-edged sword.