Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 4/26 @ 7:10pm CT

[twinsnorth49]

Why the question mark.

Because I'm confused?

[Hrbowski]

 

Off topic, but I just watched the Ken Burns Jackie Robinson documentary.  Ken does good work.  Jackie's wife also came across like quite the lady and seems sharp not just for her age, but any age.

Is anything on topic tonight?

[Brock Beauchamp]

OUR SAVIOR HAS COME INTO THE GAME

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Those guys could play, too.  They beat the hell out of teams barnstorming around.

That's when watching baseball was fun. (I imagine.)

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Is anything on topic tonight?

Is it ever?

[Brock Beauchamp]

FIEN IS OKAY

 

ONE MIGHT EVEN SAY FINE

[Blake]

 

OUR SAVIOR HAS COME INTO THE GAME

Just saving Meyer for the important games in May.

[D. Hocking]

 

Is anything on topic tonight?

 

I don't think you need the "tonight" qualifier.

[twinsnorth49]

Is anything on topic tonight?

What do you mean tonight?

 

Edit: ninja'd by Denny

[USAFChief]

Absolutely FEIN-dish!

 

//I'll see myself to the door.//

[Aggies7]

It is probably for the best a certain poster had to leave for a tennis game.

Haha just a little good natured ribbing! Comedian Bill Burr had a great bit about women wanting only the good parts of equality. We can't be so quick to be offended for Pete's sake (no offense Pete).

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Just saving Meyer for the important games in May.

 

Let's not pull Trevor into this thread please

[Craig Arko]

I see that Jose Cuervo deal has paid off big time here.

[alskntwnsfn]

Who is that wearing Fien's jersey tonight? JK big guy! That was incredible! Crap, keep painting like that and our bullpen will turn around quick.

[USAFChief]

My buddy the eskimo got some bad news from his doctor today.

 

He's been sitting on the ice so long, he's developed polaroids.

[diehardtwinsfan]

I hate ESPN... and they must hate the Twins b/c the view all MLB button doesn't show this game, but every other MLB game.... click on the "full scoreboard" link and it's there... for 2 seconds until some add crashes my browser.

[formerly33]

 

Haha just a little good natured ribbing! Comedian Bill Burr had a great bit about women wanting only the good parts of equality. We can't be so quick to be offended for Pete's sake (no offense Pete).

Actually, in case of fire, I'd be more than happy to help anyone in this room out safely before leaving myself. That is, anyone besides you.

 

And I'll have you know that while I've never needed rescuing from a fire or sinking ship, I find it irritating when men assume I'm not strong enough to open a door for myself, etc. So no ... I don't think I just want the "good parts" of equality.

[USAFChief]

So...Jepsen for the ninth?

[Blake]

The bullpen did its job?

 

Who is this team and what have they done with my Twins?

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Let's not pull Trevor into this thread please

Question mark usages or not are all the rage on the Interwebs tonight

[Hrbowski]

According to sources, this is how the visit to the mound went: Molitor, "I'm not a pitcher, so I don't know if what you are doing is right, and I can't stand watching you pitch, so I don't know if you are putting any effort into it." Nolasco, "Then you are worthless." Molitor replies, "I was going to say intuitive."

[Bark's Lounge]

 

My buddy the eskimo got some bad news from his doctor today.

 

He's been sitting on the ice so long, he's developed polaroids.

Damn, that's cold.

[Brock Beauchamp]

So...Jepsen for the ninth?

Fien is rolling. Gotta go with the lukewarm hand.

[twinsnorth49]

So...Jepsen for the ninth?

You're cut off.

[USAFChief]

 

Actually, in case of fire, I'd be more than happy to help anyone in this room out safely before leaving myself. That is, anyone besides you.

 

And I'll have you know that while I've never needed rescuing from a fire or sinking ship, I find it irritating when men assume I'm not strong enough to open a door for myself, etc. So no ... I don't think I just want the "good parts" of equality.

You have my permission to rescue me from a fire.  Or a sinking ship.  

[Jham]

White Sox just refuse to lose... Sale 5-0. Really?

[twinsnorth49]

My buddy the eskimo got some bad news from his doctor today.

 

He's been sitting on the ice so long, he's developed polaroids.

Uh...it's Inuit.

 

Time for some sensitivity training, officer.

[alskntwnsfn]

My buddy the eskimo got some bad news from his doctor today.

 

He's been sitting on the ice so long, he's developed polaroids.

I'll have to remember that one!

[formerly33]

 

My buddy the eskimo got some bad news from his doctor today.

 

He's been sitting on the ice so long, he's developed polaroids.

Since we discussed calling indigenous peoples "Natives" and "Indians" earlier this thread, I consider it my duty to point out that "Eskimo" is now obsolete as well.

[USAFChief]

 

You're cut off.

winner.