Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Brewers, 4/20 7:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

Seats going fast on the Ozzie bandwagon!!  Getcher seats now, folks.  Hurray, hurray, hurray.

 

All ABOARD!

[Blake]

 

It's been a whirlwind of a week guys.. date #3 is on the schedule for tomorrow.. and I was presented an offer to join a new company today! Could be a lot of changes happening for ol' Vanimal.

You've been keeping quiet that you're a Twins fan, haven't you?

[twinsnorth49]

You should probably propose at date #4 lest you begin to tire of her. Strike while to iron and feelings are hot, or something.

I think you mean, strike while ironing because that will confuse her, or something.

[ScrapTheNickname]

"I said 'THREE RUN HOMER!'"

          Earl Weaver

Edited April 21, 2016 by ScrapTheNickname

[Riverbrian]

Dear Oswaldo,

 

Nice Homer... I'm very proud of you. This is what happens when you don't swing at two pitches out of the zone and swing at the one in the zone. 

 

I'm still benching you for tomorrow for the 5 strikeouts out of 7... But...Thanks for the Home Run. 

[twinsnorth49]

RB, Arcia update?

 

 

edit....thanks.

[Aggies7]

Amen brother.

This is the only scooter I'd be ok losing to:

[PopRiveter]

I kinda like his bat instead of aaron hick's bat. It's louder.

[DiscGolfer]

back to baaaaack!

[Aggies7]

Look at Rosario

[Aggies7]

back to baaaaack!

Almost

[Riverbrian]

Dear Eddie,

 

Nice Homer... I'm very proud of you

 

After I wrote Oswaldo a Thank You Letter.

 

I figured I better send one to you as well

 

 

[Vanimal46]

You've been keeping quiet that you're a Twins fan, haven't you?

I have... BUT, I wonder if I said that in the interview they would have felt sorry for me and offered more money!

[spinowner]

The pitcher yelled, "Doggone it!" into his glove.

[David HK]

Well.  How about that?

Man, am I glad to see this from Ozzie.  I hope he can keep it up.  His reactions and body language are really different than the past few years.  It looks like he's really serious about things.  Good for him, and good for the Twinks.

[mnsportsgeek]

Whatever you do, don't bring in Jepsen in the next half inning.

[DiscGolfer]

 

Almost

oops

[formerly33]

 

back to baaaaack!

Nah-uh.

 

However, 4-4 after an Arcia homer followed by an Escobar pop out followed by a Rosario hommer.

 

CBU

[Aggies7]

I have... BUT, I wonder if I said that in the interview they would have felt sorry for me and offered more money!

If I told a girl around here that I'm a twins fan, I don't think she'd even know who they are.

[Ultima Ratio]

When will these pitchers learn (pitch to the scouting report)...never throw us strikes.

[Blake]

Someone needs to point out to Dozier that the youngsters have learned to go the other way and that he needs to take the hint.

[Aggies7]

Suzuki looks concussed...or his usual self.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

Dear Eddie,

 

Nice Homer... I'm very proud of you

 

After I wrote Oswaldo a Thank You Letter.

 

I figured I better send one to you as well

Bad form.  Not the same spirit at all.  The first sincere the second obligatory and contrived.  Boo

[Pardon My Dinger]

I have... BUT, I wonder if I said that in the interview they would have felt sorry for me and offered more money!

Well, the fourth date is the secret internet baseball persona date. Better figure this out quick.

[Riverbrian]

IN:

 

Nunez

Park

Sano

Escobar

Rosario

Murphy

Polanco

 

Out:

 

Dozier

Arcia

Mauer

Suzuki

[Squirrel]

Brian, come out from behind those legs!

[USAFChief]

 

If I told a girl around here that I'm a twins fan, I don't think she'd even know who they are.

Back in my day, I told a girl I was a Twins fan, and she said "Well, I've got a sister, but don't get no ideas, buster!"

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Well.  How about that?

Man, am I glad to see this from Ozzie.  I hope he can keep it up.  His reactions and body language are really different than the past few years.  It looks like he's really serious about things.  Good for him, and good for the Twinks.

All he needs now is to be put back at his better position, which is Right Field

[Blake]

 

I have... BUT, I wonder if I said that in the interview they would have felt sorry for me and offered more money!

The old sympathy ploy, eh? Risky, very risky. And admitting twins fandom may get you more than sympathy. It might get a visit from men in white coats carrying nets.

[formerly33]

 

If I told a girl around here that I'm a twins fan, I don't think she'd even know who they are.

What, you think all the girls on Twins Daily joined because they thought it was a dating website for twins?