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In my case, it also means the rectangle on the screen doesn't necessarily represent the strike zone, nor does the little ball superimposed on it represent where the  baseball crossed the strike zone.

 

I always assumed that thing was an exact representation but guess not!
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Hardly. Whatchamacallit Is the Best Candy Bar. I vehemently object to the defilement of your sacred member title.

 

 

// This random act of weirdness brought to you by always33 //

You are weird. Aren't you. :)

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So Mrs Chief dragged me out shopping yesterday, which I loathe with the heat of a thousand suns.

 

But it wasn't terrible.  She took me to this new store at the mall, "Moderation."

 

They have everything there.

Did you buy a nice sundress for yourself. The Arizona summers can get pretty darn hot.

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I rather expect after this game David Murphy is brought up and Kepler goes back to every day playing in Rochester.

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The shopping trip wasn't all sunshine and lollipops, though.  I went to a bookstore and the 20-something in the Megadeath T-shirt working the counter reminded me why I loathe shopping.

 

I asked where the "Self-Help" section was, and he told me to find it myself.

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Gotta have something to wear when the bowling team shirts are in the wash.

Yup, and summer is the perfect time.  I take the summer off, so I have time to wash them.

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Gotta have something to wear when the bowling team shirts are in the wash.

 

Don't tell me the name.    Lemme guess:    Split Happens?

Nope.

 

"Bowl Movement."

 

EDIT:  Oh, wait, you told me not to tell you.  sorry.

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Wow.    Target Field PA kids play like 10 seconds of Sarah Mclachlan's  "Arms of an Angel" and there's already a group of fans starting to gather in order to end their lives on their own terms. 

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