Game Thread, Twins @ Indians, 9/30 @ 6:45 pm CT - Gm 2

[Halsey Hall]

I'd go the sausage route, but I'm old school. 

[ashbury]

Sometime let me tell you the stories told by a friend who worked in the Twinkie factory in the heat of mid-summer....

[Squirrel]

Okay ... so ... now we have 5 votes for scampi, 2 for chicken, 2 for sausage

[Squirrel]

 

 

Sometime let me tell you the stories told by a friend who worked in the Twinkie factory in the heat of mid-summer....

Ugh ... no thank you ... I had a math teacher who worked hot summers in the Hormel factory in Austin, MN (was it Hormel?) ... anyway ... GROSS!!! Really turned me off pork ... and that's all I'll say ...

[Riverbrian]

 

I don't eat that Bertolini stuff ... and i'll still drink beer from a bottle ... unless it's one of those larger bottles of, say, Chimay.

 

 

The last time I had a meal that looked like this was back in June living with my family in North Dakota. 

 

Since I've been on my own in Michigan. I've cooked a meal for myself that looks like this exactly zero times. 

 

But I'm OK... I've got fruit cups and Peanut M&M's in a resealable pouch and Beer and Ice Cream. 

 

[USAFChief]

Chicken Dinnah...natch!

[Squirrel]

 

 

The last time I had a meal that looked like this was back in June living with my family in North Dakota. 

 

Since I've been on my own in Michigan. I've cooked a meal for myself that looks like this exactly zero times. 

 

But I'm OK... I've got fruit cups and Peanut M&M's in a resealable pouch and Beer and Ice Cream. 

Who needs a resealable pouch for peanut M&M's? Just sayin ...

[Riverbrian]

 

The garlic breath image made me vomit a little...

 

I was Ok with the garlic breath thing until you vomited a little. 

[Jerr]

 

Thanks ... but you didn't see my post above a few spaces that the correct lineups had already been edited in. You have to be faster when I'm around.

Ya, I saw it after I posted. I bow to your quickness!!!

[ashbury]

The garlic breath image made me vomit a little...

The hydrolyzed corn oil being the bigger problem for gastric harmony, though....

[Squirrel]

 

 

Chicken Dinnah...natch!

yeah ... but what Brian's serving up ... isn't really a chicken dinnah ... it's little pieces of chicken (probably chicken) mixed in with pasta and tomato sauce ... from a frozen bag ...

[Riverbrian]

 

Are you telling me my vote doesn't count?

 

It Counts... Vote as many times as you like... If you go up to 70 million... Your vote will take the lead. 

[Jerr]

 

Okay ... so ... now we have 5 votes for scampi, 2 for chicken, 2 for sausage

What happened to the million some votes????

[Riverbrian]

 

What happened to the million some votes????

 

I don't know... I think ChiTown is dealing with some hanging chads. 

[ashbury]

Really turned me off pork ...

'The Rabbi nodded understandingly for a moment and then said, "A lot better than pork, isn't it, Padre?"'

[ashbury]

If you go up to 70 million... Your vote will take the lead. 

For. A. While.

[USAFChief]

yeah ... but what Brian's serving up ... isn't really a chicken dinnah ... it's little pieces of chicken (probably chicken) mixed in with pasta and tomato sauce ... from a frozen bag ...

We need every chicken Dinnah we can get at this point. I won't quibble if its frozen, fresh, cooked, uncooked, our fault, their fault, pretty, ugly, or anything in between.

 

Just as long as its chicken Dinnah.

[Riverbrian]

 

Ugh ... no thank you ... I had a math teacher who worked hot summers in the Hormel factory in Austin, MN (was it Hormel?) ... anyway ... GROSS!!! Really turned me off pork ... and that's all I'll say ...

 

That's why it's best to be naive on how laws are made. 

[Jerr]

 

I don't know... I think ChiTown is dealing with some hanging chads. 

Kinda shaking my trust and belief in the mods.

It will be time for his breakfast at the rate these votes are being counted...plus he has to be cold or wet with 4 frozen bags on his lap

[Riverbrian]

 

We need every chicken Dinnah we can get at this point. I won't quibble if its frozen, fresh, cooked, uncooked, our fault, their fault, pretty, ugly, or anything in between.

Just as long as its chicken Dinnah.

 

Toss in 10 Million Votes and I'll start cooking. 

[Jerr]

 

Toss in 10 Million Votes and I'll start cooking. 

Heating....

 

Fixed it for you!

[Riverbrian]

I'm hungry enough waiting for the voting process to conclude that' I'm just gonna open the bag and eat it frozen. 

[D. Hocking]

You know -- the Twins really need you fully focused on the game thread tonight -- so whatever dinner takes up the least amount of your thinking so you can devote as much energy and your mind here as possible.  I am starting to think you should just order a pizza.

[Jerr]

 

I'm hungry enough waiting for the voting process to conclude that' I'm just gonna open the bag and eat it frozen. 

BUT, which bag???????

[Riverbrian]

 

You know -- the Twins really need you fully focused on the game thread tonight -- so whatever dinner takes up the least amount of your thinking so you can devote as much energy and your mind here as possible.  I am starting to think you should just order a pizza.

 

That was last week. I picked up a Chicago Style Papa Murphy's and it provided my dinner needs at home for the entire week. 

[ashbury]

I'm hungry enough waiting for Pelfrey's first inning to conclude that' I'm just gonna open the bag and eat it frozen. 

FTFY. Ugh, why can't we have nice things?

[Riverbrian]

 

BUT, which bag???????

 

I know... the suspense is killing me.

 

Either that or what's in these bags is killing me. 

[USAFChief]

Toronto wins the AL East, by the way.

 

"Things we all knew were inevitable" CBU.

 

They did so with a pitcher on the mound who played with Kirby Puckett.

 

"Things I bet we didn't all know" CBU, U.

[RedBull34]

0 Runs Allowed= Shrimp

1 Runs Allowed = Sausage

2+ Runs Allowed= Chicken

[Craig Arko]

Pelf dodges a bullet.