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BK432
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LINEUPS:   Twins 2B Brian Dozier CF Aaron Hicks DH Joe Mauer 3B Miguel Sano 1B Trevor Plouffe RF Eddie Rosario SS Eduardo Escobar C   Chris Hermann LF Shane Robinson (Cy Young)   Indians 2B Jose Ramir

Vanimal46
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So most Sundays I go to my local watering hole to enjoy a cocktail or 3, and watch the Twins. Today someone requested to put NASCAR on a TV, so the bartender asked "Is anyone watching the Indians game

USAFChief
USAFChief

my son got a summer job with a construction crew, working as one of those guys you see beside the road.  He got fired for stealing on the job.  I didn't want to believe it, but when I went by his apar

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here I thought the discussion was about whether or not the pitching staff had been serving up meatballs or not.  That is what you said, right?  Having the least amount of Ks and the worst BAA kind of suggest that it's been the case most of the season.  Whether or not we have been in contention despite that is a different discussion.

 

I never know what i'm discussing... Even when I'm discussing it. 

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How to know the Twins are sucking, and have been for a while:

 

Bremergasm over a two out slap single to left from your three hole hitter to break up a no-no in the top of the 7th of a game you trail 8-0.

 

 

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punch line contest:

 

A young lady had just taken up golf.  One day she went out to play, and got stung by a bee shortly after the round started.  It hurt so bad, she took the cart and headed in for medical attention.  When she got to the clubhouse, the pro saw her and asked what had happened.

 

lady:  "I got stung by  a bee."

 

Pro:  "Oh, that's terrible.  Where."

 

lady:  "Right between the first and second holes."

 

Pro:  

 

//supply the punch line.//

Jerr FCL Twins

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punch line contest:

 

A young lady had just taken up golf.  One day she went out to play, and got stung by a bee shortly after the round started.  It hurt so bad, she took the cart and headed in for medical attention.  When she got to the clubhouse, the pro saw her and asked what had happened.

 

lady:  "I got stung by  a bee."

 

Pro:  "Oh, that's terrible.  Where."

 

lady:  "Right between the first and second holes."

 

Pro:  

 

//supply the punch line.//

Funny, but not touching that punchline     ;)

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punch line contest:

 

A young lady had just taken up golf.  One day she went out to play, and got stung by a bee shortly after the round started.  It hurt so bad, she took the cart and headed in for medical attention.  When she got to the clubhouse, the pro saw her and asked what had happened.

 

lady:  "I got stung by  a bee."

 

Pro:  "Oh, that's terrible.  Where."

 

lady:  "Right between the first and second holes."

 

Pro:  

 

//supply the punch line.//

 

 Taint going near that one.

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Jerr FCL Twins

Jerr

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  Ok, I just made the number 1 jalapeno mistake. I do feel stronger.

And the mistake is:..........?

spinowner Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Hey, that sounds like the Kate Smith GBA, at least the first part. Back in 1974 the Philadelphia Flyers would play that recording before some of their games and the team had a 36-3-1 record in those games going into game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals. (I looked it up.) When it reached time for the song to be played before the game the arena went dark except for a spotlight where the rubber mat had been rolled out and out she walked. Of course the fans went nuts and the Flyers won the game 1-0. One of the greatest PR moves made in the history of pro sports.

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  Not washing your hands after processing spicy chili's before touching sensitive areas of your person.

I just KNEW I didn't want to understand that post.

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punch line contest:

 

A young lady had just taken up golf.  One day she went out to play, and got stung by a bee shortly after the round started.  It hurt so bad, she took the cart and headed in for medical attention.  When she got to the clubhouse, the pro saw her and asked what had happened.

 

lady:  "I got stung by  a bee."

 

Pro:  "Oh, that's terrible.  Where."

 

lady:  "Right between the first and second holes."

 

Pro:  

 

//supply the punch line.//

Pro: "My name is Donald Trump and even *I* know not to say one word here."

Jerr FCL Twins

Jerr

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  Not washing your hands after processing spicy chili's before touching sensitive areas of your person.

Seriously? Rub your eyes or other places????   :)

Well, I think we all have done it, just hope they weren't really hot peppers, but it would be more funny ;)

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