Minnesota Simpsons Thread Contest

[Otto von Ballpark]

 

Pictured: Jim Pohlad: "How exactly are we going to be OK with the way our bullpen is constructed?" TR: "Well......"

 

On that note...

 

Terry Ryan explaining his 2016 bullpen plan to Jim Pohlad

 

[Vanimal46]

Pictured: Twins ticket department politely asking why you've decided not to renew your 2016 season ticket package. 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: TR in deep contract negotiations with Byung-Ho Park 

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[DaveW]

Pictured: TR in deep contract negotiations with Byung-Ho Park

 

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Hahaha

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan experiences trouble trying to figure out how to connect to the internet.

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Pictured: Terry Ryan educates Jack Goin on the importance of Advanced Statistics.

 

 

 

[DaveW]

"According to my research, the key to a successful bullpen is..........pitch contact?!?! Has Terry been messing with my machine again?" - The Twins Advanced Stats department.

 

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[DaveW]

The Twins find another successful future front office candidate!

[DaveW]

If Terry Ryan was Santa Claus

 

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[GCTF]

Twins' scouts searching for talent earlier this year.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: TR returns to 1 Twins Way after finding and signing Buddy Bosher

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured:
TR: "Well Darin, we sure do miss having you around the clubhouse. How would you like to come back and try out for the team?"
DM: "Are you being serious Terry? Or are you just drunk?"
TR: "No, no. We really do want you back to compete for the 4th OF opening. I'm just happy I found you working at this bar!"

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: nicksaviking (far right) envisions a year where the youth movement is in full effect. Meanwhile, Vanimal46, DaveW, and Mike Sixel knows how this movie plays out; with Abad, Buddy Boshers, and any veteran presence finding their way on the Twins 25 man roster for opening day.

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: A controversial new diet for Miguel Sano so he can slim down enough to play in the OF this season. 

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[Vanimal46]

Pictured: The Twins just announced who's going to be rooming with each other at ST! Oswaldo Arcia gets to bunk with.... Joe Mauer! 


 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Dave St Peter hopes that the Pohlads will approve his expense report.

 

 

[DaveW]

Miguel Sano decides it's time for a new agent.

 

 

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[DaveW]

"We are a small market team, we can't afford to pay for premium free agents! We are just scraping by!" -TR+DSP+The Pohlad's

 

 

 

[DaveW]

Pictured: Brian Duensing growing impatient for delivery of his inevitable one year contract offer from the Twins.

 

 

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[Vanimal46]

 

Pictured: Dave St Peter hopes that the Pohlads will accept his expense report.

 

Lol, why is it so easy for me to picture DSP looking exactly like this every month he turns in his expense report? 

Brilliant. 

[DaveW]

Reports: Nolasco healthiest in years!

 

[DaveW]

 

 

Lol, why is it so easy for me to picture DSP looking exactly like this every month he turns in his expense report? 

Brilliant. 

"$159 for a hotel room?!?! You might want to recheck those numbers Dave"

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[DaveW]

Pictured: Terry Ryan's recipe for the bullpen.

 

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[DaveW]

Checking in with Jared Burton:


 

[DaveW]

The Twins latest analytic department hire is showing some great potential

 

[Vanimal46]

You are on fire today!

[Joe A. Preusser]

Ticket sales are up 3% Mr. Pohlad.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Twins Way #201:  Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Nolasco post-game interview.

 

[Joe A. Preusser]

Duensing amping himself up.