Article: Game Thread: Twins v Pirates, 7/28 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

Yeah well, me, too. But it really sucks because there is absolutely little you can do for a broken toe.

 

Not True

 

You can hop around on one foot and swear. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I agree... You never know when the light switch is found

Perhaps you know when it is found, just not when it will be...

 

All this talk about light switches makes me wonder... is the Cheat still grounded?

[Riverbrian]

 

She is a saint. Willing to pack up and move out west this fall.

 

Moving from where to where? 

[USAFChief]

 

She is a saint.

Ah, she plays independent ball, across the river.

 

Can she catch?

[Squirrel]

My wife yells that at me... A lot.

 

Are you talking about that cat you had again?

[USAFChief]

0-2 rocket given up, for a hit.

 

Fine his @$$

 

EDIT:  AND AGAIN!!!

 

SHEESH!

[David HK]

 

I think I'm the only one screaming 'GET. HIM. OUT!' on here.

You are not alone, believe me.

[DiscGolfer]

Pelf probably pitched well enough to keep a little slack on that leash, not really sure what it'll take to yank him though.

[Squirrel]

Not True

 

You can hop around on one foot and swear.

 

And it's unproductive and doesn't get you far.

[Riverbrian]

 

Are you talking about that cat you had again?

 

No... I'm talking about me... Fortunately... I'm too big for a box. Or she would have brought me to a farm a long time ago. 

 

 

[David HK]

OK, have to break the all caps thingy here-

WHAT  IS  FEIN  DOING  STARTING  THE 8TH?!?

 

[twinsnorth49]

Apparently 0-2 counts don't agree with Mr. Fien. I think his version of expanding the zone needs, uh....expanding.

[DiscGolfer]

here's the big test for Duensing, can't let that runner score.

[Riverbrian]

 

0-2 rocket given up, for a hit.

 

Fine his @$$

 

EDIT:  AND AGAIN!!!

 

SHEESH!

 

You should have added... BTW... I look great in this robe. 

[twinsnorth49]

OK, have to break the all caps thingy here-

WHAT IS FEIN DOING STARTING THE 8TH?!?

No worries, Duensing's got this.

[USAFChief]

 

Apparently 0-2 counts don't agree with Mr. Fien. I think his version of expanding the zone needs, uh....expanding.

Honestly...it's the whole GD pitching staff.  Without looking up anything, I bet they lead the league in 0-2 hits given up.

 

It's...annoying.  

 

And it leads to Duensing pitching to a RH pinch hitter.

 

Just what we need.

[Squirrel]

Why didn't May come in?

[David HK]

Cripe, Sean Rodriguez.  Facing Dunse.  He kills no one but the Twins.

 

[Squirrel]

This is more nerve racking than it should be.

[USAFChief]

 

You should have added... BTW... I look great in this robe. 

EDIT:  you look great in this robe.

[SwainZag]

Huge K for the Duenslinger!  One more, let's get out of this.

[twinsnorth49]

Honestly...it's the whole GD pitching staff. Without looking up anything, I bet they lead the league in 0-2 hits given up.

 

It's...annoying.

 

And it leads to Duensing pitching to a RH pinch hitter.

 

Just what we need.

Amen brother, preaching to the choir......or singing, whichever you prefer.

[Riverbrian]

 

Why didn't May come in?

 

Cuz.. May goes in like a lion and out like a lamb.

[DiscGolfer]

 

Why didn't May come in?

I wouldn't want to see May come in with runners on.

[SydneyTwinsFan]

Alvarez was 5-69 in 0-2 counts so far this year.  Awesome.

[Squirrel]

I wouldn't want to see May come in with runners on.

No, I meant at the top of the inning.

[USAFChief]

 

Alvarez was 5-69 in 0-2 counts so far this year.  Awesome.

So he was due.

 

:/

[Squirrel]

Aaaaaaaaaaaargh!

[Squirrel]

****ING DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BULLPEN ALREADY!

[David HK]

I swear to God.  This BP.  And somehow, inexplicably, Molly still declines to use what may be his best non-Perkins weapon out there.  How do we know what May can do if we never get to see him try?