Article: Game Thread Twins@Tigers 5/12 6:08PM

[Hrbowski]

Torii is killing his former team.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Riding a Motorcycle with your mouth open and a grasshopper flys into your mouth?

 

Ick or Ish?

depends if you keep your balance and if it results in underwear rash or road rash

[JB_Iowa]

Well, it was enough, Toriii.

[Squirrel]

I hear a bunch of sick T*gers fans screaming the T word.

I was just going to comment the same .... Hearing 'Tooooorrrrriiiiiii, Tooooorrrrriiii ...'

[D. Hocking]

 

Why is it that when Danny Santana is on the TV screen I think of this?

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BNOoRyByL._SL500_SS120_.jpg

 

You are young and hip and have your pulse on what all the kids are watching?

[ashbury]

Just barely enough, but Torii gets it done. 1-1, top of eighth, CBU.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

We be tied!

 

(i's happy, but not satisfied)

[Squirrel]

You are young and hip and have your pulse on what all the kids are watching?

I love this. You are a master of the perfect sarcastic tone.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

I hear a bunch of sick T*gers fans screaming the T word.

he'd make a good DH. Terrible right fielder

[ashbury]

You are young and hip and have your pulse on what all the kids are watching?

You don't come up with the idea to parody the Hardy Boys unless you have this going for you. In spades.

[formerly33]

 

Me too, I imaging Hicks falling asleep in the box like he always is, swings and hits a foul ball near his feet, tries to jump out of the way, falls down, and chokes on his sunflower seeds.

Where does the "Whoopie" come in? Comerica Park?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Just barely enough, but Torii gets it done. 1-1, top of eighth, CBU.

Perhaps just barely, as they are professionals, but ranging that way and then making the throw is more difficult than it looks. Trying to put anything extra on the throw is likely to pull it up the third base line, just like he did...

 

(I remember thinking the same thing when Hicks airmailed that sort of throw in spring training a year ago)

[Bark's Lounge]

This photoshop crap is ruining may game watching experience.

[ashbury]

Joba the Hutt!

[Platoon]

Try it. I'd love to see the result. I've tried, but I get stumped at anything beyond plays off of Casey at the Bat.

I would greatly fear Brian's would begin "there was a man fron Nantucket"

[Riverbrian]

 

Molitor Salami CT.jpg

 

Molitor Salami CT.jpg

 

LOL... Ok... Add Keith Richards with a fishing Pole

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Where does the "Whoopie" come in? Comerica Park?

the hotel on 8 Mile that charges by the hour

[glunn]

 

You know Brian, I am putting the J.D. Martinez Homer on you. He is still pissed from you talking Shiznit to him from the Target Field Left Field Bleachers last August!

 

I have a fond memory of that.

[formerly33]

Hrbowski, your signature reminds me of Ogden Nash's -

 

"At midnight in the museum hall
The fossils gathered for a ball
There were no drums or saxophones,
But just the clatter of their bones,
A rolling, rattling, carefree circus
Of mammoth polkas and mazurkas.
Pterodactyls and brontosauruses
Sang ghostly prehistoric choruses.
Amid the mastodontic wassail
I caught the eye of one small fossil.
'Cheer up, sad world,' he said, and winked-
'It's kind of fun to be extinct.' "

 

I think that the Carnival of the Animals is on my mind right now. But you should seriously add that to your signature. The only thing it's lacking is some reference to the cellist in the petrified orchestra...er...choir.

Edited May 13, 2015 by always33

[Riverbrian]

 

This photoshop crap is ruining may game watching experience.

 

We don't care... We want the photo's!!!

[ashbury]

Perhaps just barely, as they are professionals, but ranging that way and then making the throw is more difficult than it looks. Trying to put anything extra on the throw is likely to pull it up the third base line, just like he did...

Fersure. In that situation, just get it to the outfield, and good things may happen.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I have a fond memory of that.

Me too!

[ashbury]

LOL... Ok... Add Keith Richards with a fishing Pole

Lech Walesa, preferably.

[Twins Twerp]

boyer sux

[Platoon]

ick.

Ick if it hits you and stays in one piece, ish if it's intestines spray all over your face!

[formerly33]

 

We don't care... We want the photo's!!!

Bark will have to say, "Waaait for it..." like the pigeons in Bolt.

[Riverbrian]

 

I have a fond memory of that.

GLORM!!!

 

How are you?

 

Now you type... "I've never figured out the How Part... I just know that I am"

[ashbury]

Lech Walesa, preferably.

Check that. Any of Magdalena Wrobel, Joanna Krupa or Izabella Scorupco would be satisfactory.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

boyer sux

yep

[Riverbrian]

 

Lech Walesa, preferably.

 

The Only Pole you could think of?