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ick.

 

Riding on a motorcycle with your mouth open and a bird mistakes you for a baby chick and feeds you in that way that birds feed baby chicks.  

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Better than the earplug piercings I must admit. At least you can take them out and eat them and then have ear lobe reconstructive surgery, instead of having nothing to eat and having ear lobe reconstructive surgery. Right?

Ick.

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Or you get banned for inappropriate language.

Speaking of bans, I know that warning points are not quite bans, but the other day I discovered that yes, even Brock can collect 'em:

 

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Better than the earplug piercings I must admit. At least you can take them out and eat them and then have ear lobe reconstructive surgery, instead of having nothing to eat and having ear lobe reconstructive surgery. Right?

I used to wear cherry earrings. I was able to take them out and eat them, and I did not have to have ear lobe reconstructive surgery. Bet you can't beat that.

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Speaking of bans, I know that warning points are not quite bans, but the other day I discovered that yes, even Brock can collect 'em:

The Moderator's Control Panel is subtle, and not easily interpreted by laypeople.

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I'm trying to imagine that at-bat in advance of it. 

Me too, I imaging Hicks falling asleep in the box like he always is, swings and hits a foul ball near his feet, tries to jump out of the way, falls down, and chokes on his sunflower seeds.

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I'm going to have to look that up
I bet there is something green in it. Add some bacon, tomatoes, and French dressing! My grandma was Josephine, but she never mentioned you!
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Rare Tuna would be? 

 

1. Tuna caught in the Hibbing Area

2. Tuna that tastes like Beef

3. Tuna that can sing and dance show tunes

It was a rare tuna that listened to Charlie!

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