Game Thread, Twins vs. White Sox, 5/3 @ 1:10pm CT

[USAFChief]

 

Do we have a  triple play we're saving for now?

ftfy

[Hrbowski]

Perfect game alert! Animal Sanchez.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

So, Ventura … on the hot seat … if the ChiSox keep losing like this … how soon before he's fired? And, just what if … Gardy is named the new manager (although I don't think for one second this will ever happen, but it's my 'what if' so I'm saying it) … do you boo him when he comes to town next with the ChiSox?

I don't see Ventura getting the axe this season. I think the Sux are invested in him long term.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

Someone on twitter just said we couldn't hit out of a paper bag.

 

If 14th in the majors in hits is "not being able to hit out of a paper bag" then I would like to be able to continue to not be able hit out of a paper bag.

 

All I know is this: Frequently the contents of a paper bag comes crashing thru the bottom and on to my driveway. 

 

And then the can of soup rolls down the driveway and into the street. 

 

And then I go to retrieve it and a car fly's by and squishes the can and the contents sprays all over my legs. 

 

I then walk in the house and head to the bathroom to wash the soup off my legs and my wife yells.

 

"Hey... You're getting Soup everywhere". 

 

Just another thing in life that is my fault

[formerly33]

 

I don't see Ventura getting the axe this season. I think the Sux are invested in him long term.

 

Mom - that is not the reason for my response, I just wanted to apologize for my poor image posting etiquette last Sunday.

 

I am sorry and I gave myself a self imposed ban for a week, it was going to last longer, but I had to celebrate Trev's Grand Slam... that's my boy!

What was it? Tell me at once. I must know!

[formerly33]

 

All I know is this: Frequently the contents of a paper bag comes crashing thru the bottom and on to my driveway. 

 

And then the can of soup rolls down the driveway and into the street. 

 

And then I go to retrieve it and a car fly's by and squishes the can and the contents sprays all over my legs. 

 

I then walk in the house and head to the bathroom to wash the soup off my legs and my wife yells.

 

"Hey... You're getting Soup everywhere". 

 

Just another thing in life that is my fault

I thought it was your wife's fault for not having a wider fielding range.

[HitInAPinch]

I see Pelfry is imploding.  Falling back to earth???

[Hrbowski]

Get Ventura out of here! But that might be doing the Sox a favor.

[Riverbrian]

 

Yeah, put me in the line-up and I'll never want to give the job back to you.

 

There Ya Go!!! 

 

It'll be great... You'll collect a bunch of likes on it. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Pelf making things interesting.

Slightly less interesting now, with one out.

 

A 3-2 pitch, foultipped into Herrmann's glove, which gets knocked out by the back swing.

[formerly33]

 

There Ya Go!!! 

 

It'll be great... You'll collect a bunch of likes on it. 

You just want to get a like for that post.

[Squirrel]

 

Yeah...this pie:

 

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdn9taJNOz1qhozzw.jpg

Yep, mine turn out like that every time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not.

[Riverbrian]

 

I don't see Ventura getting the axe this season. I think the Sux are invested in him long term.

 

Mom - that is not the reason for my response, I just wanted to apologize for my poor image posting etiquette last Sunday.

 

I am sorry and I gave myself a self imposed ban for a week, it was going to last longer, but I had to celebrate Trev's Grand Slam... that's my boy!

 

Welcome Back Bark!!! 

[Mill1634]

Send Pelf down! 

[USAFChief]

 

I don't see Ventura getting the axe this season. I think the Sux are invested in him long term.

 

Mom - that is not the reason for my response, I just wanted to apologize for my poor image posting etiquette last Sunday.

 

I am sorry and I gave myself a self imposed ban for a week, it was going to last longer, but I had to celebrate Trev's Grand Slam... that's my boy!

If that's your boy, that makes him Chitown's grandson, no?

[formerly33]

 

Send Pelf down! 

I thought he was our best pitcher.

[formerly33]

 

If that's your boy, that makes him Chitown's grandson, no?

Hm, and apparently my future nephew-in-law.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Yeah, put me in the line-up and I'll never want to give the job back to you.

Was gonna say there's absolutely nothing wrong with this.

 

A creative outlet is its own reward.

[Mill1634]

 

I thought he was our best pitcher.

Isn't anymore...He can't even throw the ball without hitting someone. 

[Hrbowski]

Johnson moved into that pitch! JERK!!!!!!!!

[formerly33]

NOT hit. I get to decide.

[ashbury]

Sure. Thanks.

You can do literally anything you set your mind to do. Not figuratively. Literally.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlD9JYP8u5E

[formerly33]

 

Isn't anymore...He can't even throw the ball without hitting someone. 

No, not when everyone jumps into his pitches.

[mnsportsgeek]

Alright, all good things must come to an end. My irrational love of Pelfrey is over.

 

Although I still like him more than Nolasco.

[Mill1634]

Pelf is gonna somehow be 'injured' after this

[USAFChief]

Not to worry, our crack middle relief's got this.

[Hrbowski]

Pressly in. Wonder if he will get a ground ball.

[Craig Arko]

I recall simpler days when the hitter was supposed to make at least a token effort to get out of the way.

[Squirrel]

 

If that's your boy, that makes him Chitown's grandson, no?

yeah, keep talking, great great great great great grandpa.

[formerly33]

 

You can do literally anything you set your mind to do. Not figuratively. Literally.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlD9JYP8u5E

If this will result in my untimely death...well, I think I'll back out.