Game Thread: Twins v. Indians, 4/19/15 @ 1:10 PM

[Riverbrian]

 

  You are going to have to arm-wrestle 70charger's wife for him.

 

Cat Fight

[SwainZag]

Hughes looks like he just woke up from a nap

[stringer bell]

Will Hughes have a victory before the "Hughes the force" promotion?

[D. Hocking]

 

Happy birthday Stringer.

 

Also, it seems weird to me that Mauer is younger than I. He's worth 9 figures. What am I doing with my life?

 

I suspect when you were younger, you neglected your sideburns and would drink chocolate milk before noon.  That kind of reckless behavior will haunt you.

 

You kind of forget how young Mauer was when he first made it to the bigs.  

[Gibby]

 

Cat Fight

 

 

  My dog kept messing with a cat yesterday. She learned a lesson.

[stringer bell]

Big at-bat early in the game.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Cat Fight

 

Somehow I think his pregnant wife will win without even lifting a finger.

[Riverbrian]

C'mon May... Make some pitches.

 

Also

 

C'mon May... I'm tired of April

[70charger]

 

I drove it on our wedding day.

 

It broke down.

 

Ever seen a guy in a tuxedo attempting to fiddle with the carburetors?

 

http://i.imgur.com/jUqxRWb.jpg

[Squirrel]

Okay ... let's get some more runs! Yes, I'm greedy.

[SwainZag]

May can't keep leaving those fastballs up in the zone like that.  Even the pitch he got Santana out on was up.

[formerly33]

 

C'mon May... Make some pitches.

 

Also

 

C'mon May... I'm tired of April

I was just saying that I hope Trevor's wife/will be wife's name is April.

[stringer bell]

Only one single was well-hit. One run wasn't too bad, but it still hurts to allow a run after retiring the first two batters.

[Gibby]

 

I was just saying that I hope Trevor's wife/will be wife's name is April.

 

  I'm praying it's either Penelope, or Prudence.

[stringer bell]

Is three gonna be all the Twins get?

[Riverbrian]

 

I was just saying that I hope Trevor's wife/will be wife's name is April.

 

If my last name was May... I would ignore all women unless their first name was April... June or 5th Of. 

[big dog]

 

That was a damn good at bat. 

 

Two strikes and he just punched it out there.

 

Maturity is a good sign

I was just happy he didn't wreck his back trying to hit the ball to Hudson WI.  The RBI is just a bonus.

[big dog]

 

Great ... ear worm of the afternoon ... good thing I like the song

Choo choo ch'boogie!!!

 

{Is that one better?}

[Halsey Hall]

 

Is three gonna be all the Twins get?

Oh, there'll probably be a solo homer come along. 

[Squirrel]

Do any of you get into the NFL Draft? (Yeah, Brock, settle down ... I know I could talk about it here.)

[Gibby]

 

  Wow, I just took a swig out of a beer can that's been sitting here for 4 days.

[big dog]

 

Happy birthday Stringer.

 

Also, it seems weird to me that Mauer is younger than I. He's worth 9 figures. What am I doing with my life?

Well, you don't have a bunch of angry Minnesotans yelling all over the internet that you're an overpaid bum, so you've got that going for you.  Which is nice.

[Riverbrian]

 

Do any of you get into the NFL Draft? (Yeah, Brock, settle down ... I know I could talk about it here.)

 

(raises hand)

[big dog]

 

If my last name was May... I would ignore all women unless their first name was April... June or 5th Of. 

Don't tell me you'd ignore Maggie.  She wouldn't let you.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

If my last name was May... I would ignore all women unless their first name was April... June or 5th Of.

How 'bout Mary?

[big dog]

 

Do any of you get into the NFL Draft? (Yeah, Brock, settle down ... I know I could talk about it here.)

Not me, I've got bad knees.

[Riverbrian]

Maggie May... Yeah I would

 

All she did was wreck my bed

[Bark's Lounge]

 

  Wow, I just took a swig out of a beer can that's been sitting here for 4 days.

Well, if there were no cigarette butts or tobacco spit in it, you might as well finish it up.

[stringer bell]

Looks like today's epic battle is for sole possession of third place. Chiseled down 8-0.

[NoCryingInBaseball]

1-2-3!!!