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USAFChief
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Before I joke about it... Let me seriously say... I'm sorry to hear that. How did it happen? Now if I can joke about.   ...     Don't worry...Brian's "humorous" has been broken for years, and he gets

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French Lieutenant.

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I just got home and tried to catch up and read the entire game thread.  I think there is a danger in reading to much of the game thread at once, and I think I might have permanently damaged part of my

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If he ever makes a Home Run Derby, Arcia will have Bauer pitch to him.

Arcia was my pick to hit the most home runs this year.

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Okay, this is not broken arm humour, but is one of my favourite poems from childhood and always makes me chuckle.

http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171612

 

 

ARCIA!!!

 

(Those two things were unrelated. Arcia just hammered that while I was in the middle of typing the other.)

A poetry slam!  Cool!

 

"I once knew a young lass from Nantucket..."

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I once knew a  young lass from Nantucket

Who //deleted by mods//

She  //deleted by mods//

and //deleted by mods//

//deleted by mods//Kirby Puckett

Now THAT was funny.

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I dated a guy once who broke his humerus. He was on the bus and had his arm resting on an open window when the bus went by this construction site and got really too close and this pole clipped his arm. Basically snapped the bone in half.

That's what he told you, he was probably waving at another woman!

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There once were some...

There once were some chickens from Nantucket.

Who made the cover of some fancy schmancy green magazine word that rhymes with tucket.

They strutted and crowed.

Something that rhymes with crowed.

But they still ended up in someone's lunch bucket.

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What, hospitals in Iowa don't have internet?  

 

You  can't type with one hand?

 

Pain meds made you a bit nauseous and the doc told you not to make it worse by watching the Twins?

They have hospitals in Iowa??
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There once were some chickens from Nantucket.

Who made the cover of some fancy schmancy green magazine word that rhymes with tucket.

They strutted and crowed.

Something that rhymes with crowed.

But they still ended up in someone's lunch bucket.

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