Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 6/24 @ 9:05pm CT

[Riverbrian]

For people who can't decide:

 

http://tunafishdiscrepancy.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/bunnyrhinorgb.jpg

 

http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.5327459.6364/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg

 

Whatever it ends up being... I think we have the power to make it the official creature of the Twins.

[LaBombo]

Mauer the rally killer.

Not ready to write him off yet, but the absurd notion that he is invulnerable to platoon splits needs to go away.

[notoriousgod71]

Whatever it ends up being... I think we have the power to make it the official creature of the Twins.

 

Willingham sort of lumbers around like a rhino.

[mikeee]

geeeeez

[Whammy]

[big dog]

OK I still like the second inning better than the first, but...

[glunn]

This could be a long night.

[notoriousgod71]

Deduno only apparently able to warm up twice in any given day.

 

Dick must be basing this off his past few starts.

[ashbury]

I stayed up past my bedtime for THIS?

[glunn]

This game is on pace for more than 400 total pitches.

[LaBombo]

This could be a long night.

Good...

 

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg

...or bad?

[jokin]

This game is going to end at 3.

 

Optimist!

[Bark's Lounge]

It's a little bit Bunny... and a little bit Rhino!

 

[notoriousgod71]

This game is on pace for more than 400 total pitches.

 

Bert could throw them all in his day.

[stringer bell]

Probably a guarantee that this will be a bullpen game.

[LaBombo]

I stayed up past my bedtime for THIS?

 

But you took a nap, though, right? Right?

 

Please telll me you took a nap.

[ashbury]

Probably a guarantee that this will be a bullpen game.

 

A word that begins with bull, yes.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

And... the beach balls.

 

as if this game isn't dragging long enough already.

[LaBombo]

Deduno again auditions for the role he seems destined for.

 

Fingers crossed for him, and Zukesie's... equipment.

[notoriousgod71]

Deduno temporarily restoring order to this game.

[Willihammer]

Phew, thought I was going to have to change my avatar there for a second

[John Kelsey]

Deduno temporarily restoring order to this game.

 

Somebody check the thermostat in hell

[Riverbrian]

I just want to say something important... Everyone listen up.

 

I love Ice Cream... Almost Psycho about it... But Gelatto is like... twice as good.

 

I told you it was important.

[Halsey Hall]

At this rate I'll make it thru 5!

[Squirrel]

I just want to say something important... Everyone listen up.

 

I love Ice Cream... Almost Psycho about it... But Gelatto is like... twice as good.

 

I told you it was important.

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FVU9p4FstGs/TzQsFmA5z5I/AAAAAAAADBc/ADFc44TCV68/s1600/talenti+chocolate+peanut+butter+cup+gelato+pint.jpg

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

And now it's like the 8th inning already. Game suddenly going at the speed of light.

[howeda7]

Do you make Mauer bunt here? Yes, I'm serious, don't call me Shirley.

[Guest USAFChief]

 

"Would you like a sample sir?"

 

"Sure. Let's start with the back row."

[jokin]

Do you make Mauer bunt here? Yes, I'm serious, don't call me Shirley.

 

OK then, "Howeda, ye jest...."

[howeda7]

Ugh. Josh.