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Doubleheader Game Thread: Blue Jays@Twins 12:10PM/6:10PM

Riverbrian

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sampleSizeOfOne Cooperstown

sampleSizeOfOne

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Things that are slower than pelfrey pitching out of the stretch...GO!

 

I think you mean things that are faster than Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch.

 

To that I would say, Twinsdaily service during peak usage is faster than Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch.

 

Wait... Is it slower or faster? I'm confused...

 

Um... one seems challenging... the other humorous...

 

I'll go with... my wit.

 

(ah, yes. Self-deprecation is the easy way out...)

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ashbury GOAT

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Ya, I would pinch hit Plouffe in there at some point. Probably for nunez.

 

Herrmann would have been my choice, but that isn't happening. And... it works out.

afurry91 Prep Ball

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That's kinda the point. If any spots in the lineup are gonna be bad, it's those spots. You seriously shouldn't expect much from a team this bad.

 

You're a bright beam of sunshine aren't you?

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Are s h i ting me...2 strike bunt?

 

I make my kids do that...

 

nope... I gave you the bunt sign... You are gonna bunt or strikeout trying

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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Blood moon cycles are faster than Mike Pelfrey pitching out of the stretch

 

Mayo.com diagnostic engine says it's probably Trachselitis. The good news is that there's a new drug in the late stages of FDA approval. The bad news is that the possible side effects include dizziness, blurry vision, random arm movements, and "the condition known as hotdog fingers", whatever that is.

ashbury GOAT

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Mayo.com diagnostic engine says it's probably Trachselitis. The good news is that there's a new drug in the late stages of FDA approval. The bad news is that the possible side effects include dizziness, blurry vision, random arm movements, and "the condition known as hotdog fingers", whatever that is.

 

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