Game Thread: Twins@White Sox 4/3 1:10PM

[Tibs]

Hughes hasn't had good control so far

[Circus Boy]

We have a cousin of Thielbar living in our little city in South Dakota. And Flagstead's grandma ran the brothel.

[James]

Hughes to Abreu: "Welcome to the league, Rook."

[Riverbrian]

Instead of walking Abreu to get to Dunn... Just plunking him is more efficient.

[Gibby]

The Flagstead Estate was upset when Cecil Cooper reached it. I assume they are more resigned to it now.

 

I assume you mean Cecil Cooper the ballplayer as opposed to the Anglecan priest.

[Gibby]

We have a cousin of Thielbar living in our little city in South Dakota. And Flagstead's grandma ran the brothel.

 

 

Ah Granny Flagstead. Face like a mud fence, and a heart of gold.

[Boom Boom]

From what I'm seeing on Gameday, I'm a little concerned about Hughsie's Nasty Factor.

[slash129]

That was ugly, but I guess it worked sans pitch count.

 

Edit: No-Hitter thru 1

[Guest USAFChief]

Hey everyone...vacationing at Waikiki Beach. Just got back from a swim! The whole beach was deserted for some reason, except for one surfer.

[Winston Smith]

25 pitches, Rick is working his magic getting Hughes to fit right in.

[Riverbrian]

From what I'm seeing on Gameday, I'm a little concerned about Hughsie's Nasty Factor.

 

Sox were struggling... The control will come. It wasn't a bad inning all in all. If he does this every inning... Then they will bad innings.

[Riverbrian]

Hey everyone...vacationing at Waikiki Beach. Just got back from a swim! The whole beach was deserted for some reason, except for one surfer.

 

You did another belly flop after what happened last time?

[Gibby]

Hey everyone...vacationing at Waikiki Beach. Just got back from a swim! The whole beach was deserted for some reason, except for one surfer.

 

Sweet vacation. I'm on a bit of a vacation myself as my wife is at the cabin for a girls week.

[James]

Twins are going for that season strikeout record again?

[Gibby]

You did another belly flop after what happened last time?

 

I thought last time was because he wore his metallic gold Speedo.

[Winston Smith]

Twins might set the season strikeout record in the first series.

[LaBombo]

Instead of walking Abreu to get to Dunn... Just plunking him is more efficient.

Are you factoring in the fatigue of Hughes running for his life?

[Riverbrian]

Sweet vacation. I'm on a bit of a vacation myself as my wife is at the cabin for a girls week.

 

I'm beginning to think your life is one big vacation. You probably return home just to get away from it all.

[Gibby]

Minnesota fans have better hands than Sox fans.

[Riverbrian]

I thought last time was because he wore his metallic gold Speedo.

 

Well now you put that image in ChiTowns head.

 

ChiTown... Please describe what you see.

[notoriousgod71]

De Aza three homeruns off our prized FA signings.

[Guest USAFChief]

You did another belly flop after what happened last time?

Wait...what?

 

What happened last time?

[Otto von Ballpark]

At what point would it have been worth it to trade for De Aza, just so we didn't have to face him?

[Gibby]

I'm beginning to think your life is one big vacation. You probably return home just to get away from it all.

 

I do have it better than I deserve.

[James]

At what point would it have been worth it to trade for De Aza, just so we didn't have to face him?

I'm thinking at least three games ago.

[Guest USAFChief]

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Babe De Aza.

[70charger]

Who is this friggin De Aza guy? (And can we trade Duensing for him?)

[Reider]

I don't like the way this one is going. Hughes has poor control and our hitters are still in spring training mode.

[Gibby]

I don't like the way this one is going. Hughes has poor control and our hitters are still in spring training mode.

 

I've grown pretty used to the Twins doing squat until the 7th.

[Riverbrian]

Minnesota fans have better hands than Sox fans.

 

 

Chicago Hands