Twins (Ryan) vs Giants (Harrison): 7/12/24, 9:15pm

[Aggies7]

Jorge Solar (denard). Big fan of green energy 

[IndyTwinsFan]

One team gets clutch hits and one doesn't.  Guess which one is us?

[Aggies7]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Jorge Solar (denard). Big fan of green energy 

I wonder if Solar ever went nuclear after a disputed call 

[USAFChief]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Jorge Solar (denard). Big fan of green energy 

Right after Provus says So-Lair, too.

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Put it on a tee, Ryan. Geez.

I guess the lack of defense and lack of missed bats for the Giants can coincide with the lack of missed gloves for the Twins. Might as well have it all in one night.

[mrtwinsfan]

Hey Denard Corey just said Solar strikes out above average,  and you come back and say thats why he leads off because he is below average,at strikeouts,   HELLO UP THERE, ANYONE HOME

[IndianaTwin]

4 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

You brought home a trendy color??

Sorry — I only make jokes about red, blue and yellow. They’re more basic. 

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, Patzky said:

I guess the lack of defense and lack of missed bats for the Giants can coincide with the lack of missed gloves for the Twins. Might as well have it all in one night.

Mirandas fault 

[exeoud]

Manager didn't give the team a chance from the jump. Ice cold 3 hitter, and Wallner vs a lefty, Vasquez, Margot in order is diabolical.

[Aggies7]

Just now, IndianaTwin said:

Sorry — I only make jokes about red, blue and yellow. They’re more basic. 

I think we’re running out of material 😂

[cHawk]

"Can the Twins figure it out, Jim?!"

[USAFChief]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

I think we’re running out of material 😂

That's why I practice green comedy.

I recycle my jokes.

[AussieG]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Put it on a tee, Ryan. Geez.

I know right. His stuff looks ok, but his command isn't sharp and he seems to get flustered really quick if things aren't well

[Patzky]

Time for the Buck Truck to show up 

[Patzky]

Sox game got us into bad habits wasting opportunity. C'mon now

[USAFChief]

Span is annoying 

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

That's why I practice green comedy.

I recycle my jokes.

Which is funny, because they really belong in a landfill

[Parfigliano]

How does Correa not score on the DB

[Aggies7]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

How does Correa not score on the DB

He was going about 60%

[cHawk]

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Put it on a tee, Ryan. Geez.

If this were the NBA, you could give him two tees and he would be ejected.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Let's see how we eff this one up.

[IndianaTwin]

Wish their shortstop wouldn’t have positioned himself so Wisely on that liner by Buxton. 

[Patzky]

Couple hits here new game

[mrtwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

How does Correa not score on the DB

Lack of hustle 

[IndyTwinsFan]

4 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Time for the Buck Truck to show up 

I guess not.

[IndianaTwin]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

That's why I practice green comedy.

I recycle my jokes.

Speaking of green, my pet chameleon won’t change colors. It has a reptile dysfunction. 

[BH67]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Which is funny, because they really belong in a landfill

Methinks we protesteth to mulch.

[cHawk]

"They did it, Jim, they scored a run."

[Patzky]

I guess that's sumptin

[USAFChief]

Getting 1 out of that is terrible.