Twins (Ryan) vs Giants (Harrison): 7/12/24, 9:15pm

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Speaking of green, my pet chameleon won’t change colors. It has a reptile dysfunction. 

Isn't there a pill for that?

Asking for a friend. 

 

[IndyTwinsFan]

4 minutes ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

Let's see how we eff this one up.

Given the situation, scoring just once constitutes effing it up.

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Isn't there a pill for that?

Asking for a friend. 

 

Gomer would not like that sort of humor.

He also probably wouldn’t get it

[IndyTwinsFan]

6 minutes ago, Patzky said:

Couple hits here new game

If they had occurred, which they didn't.  Yet another disappointment. 

[Patzky]

2 minutes ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

Given the situation, scoring just once constitutes effing it up.

It's a step up from Game 1 Wednesday..

[TwinsCD]

Go get him Rocco...

[Patzky]

It ain't a strike and it ain't a strike. Next one ain't gonna be a strike either Joe. Sheesh.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Just now, Patzky said:

It's a step up from Game 1 Wednesday..

But they needed more than one step up.

[Aggies7]

I think it’ Joe-ver for Mr Ryan 

[Parfigliano]

Im so old i remember when Mr Conforto was a NYM

[TwinsCD]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

Gomer would not like that sort of humor.

He also probably wouldn’t get it

Now you're just Pyle-ing on.

[Patzky]

Just now, IndyTwinsFan said:

But they needed more than one step up.

Yep they need a pull up tonight 

[Patzky]

Tonight let it be Thielbar 

[USAFChief]

Ole came home from work early one day from the pickle packing plant.

"Ole, you're home early, vat is da deal?"

"Vell," says Ole, "I got fired. Got my ting caught in da pickle slicer. Uffda."

"Vell dats terrible. Is your ting ok?"

"Oh ya, sure. It's fine. But the pickle slicer, vell, not so good. She got fired too."

[Aggies7]

2 minutes ago, TwinsCD said:

Now you're just Pyle-ing on.

That wasn’t very Nabors-ly of me

[cHawk]

[USAFChief]

Why is Thielbar apparently above any consequences for performance?

[Parfigliano]

Game close.  Why Thielbar?

[Aggies7]

Brett Wisely is our daddy tonight

[Linus]

So Ryan gives the hang loose sign after leaving with 4+ runs in six innings. Not a fan of that. 

[Aggies7]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Why is Thielbar apparently above any consequences for performance?

6 straight scoreless outings

Til that, of course

[IndyTwinsFan]

I think I'm nearing the end of watching this crap show.

SHEESH. 

[USAFChief]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Game close.  Why Thielbar?

Two lefties is a row up. It's literally his job.

And... there are no low leverage relievers.

[Aggies7]

Just now, Linus said:

So Ryan gives the hang loose sign after leaving with 4+ runs in six innings. Not a fan of that. 

He strikes me as one of those guys who tries way too hard to be quirky 

[Patzky]

Can't anyone throw strikes? Yeah it's cold but Minnesota is your first name..

[cHawk]

Up comes the guy we traded for Shaun Anderson.

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Game close.  Why Thielbar?

Because Rocco didn't think much of our chances to score at least 3 more runs tonight?

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

6 straight scoreless outings

Til that, of course

You sound like JD-Twins and his ridiculous "Margot has an .898 OPS on Thursdays in June if you ignore the day games"

 

And for the record, this will go down as another scoreless appearance for Thielbar. 

 

[Patzky]

Yeesh got away with one run .

[thelanges5]

We’re lucky they only got one there. 14 pitches, 7 strikes.