Game Thread: Twins (Ober) @ White Sox (Flexen), 5/1 @ 1:10pm CT

[KirbyDome89]

Just now, Parfigliano said:

Id say practice practice practice but its obvious they dont

Incompetent ownership, failed development, "rebuilding," again probably have a lot more to do with it. 

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, MMMordabito said:

I don't want to get the Dead Horse emoji.

Congrats, I'll confer one on you anyway.

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Incompetent ownership, failed development, "rebuilding,"

But enough about the 2016 Minnesota Twins.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, KirbyDome89 said:

Incompetent ownership, failed development, "rebuilding," again probably have a lot more to do with it. 

You might call it a ... wait for it... "total system failure."

[h2oface]

Gotta get that .121 bat in the game...... see..... nowhere to go but up.

[USAFChief]

Plouffe: "I like me a southern boy."

 

Phrasing is still a thing, Trev.

[Puckett34]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

You might call it a ... wait for it... "total system failure."

But enough about Terry Ryan Part Two: Electric Boogaloo

[Parfigliano]

Background voice *hey kepler I hear you like summer sausage" hilarious

[h2oface]

We need some insurance boys! 

[ashbury]

5 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

You might call it a ... wait for it... "total system failure."

Great minds think alike.

Also, Chief and I sometimes do too.

[Puckett34]

MIRANDA!

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Plouffe: "I like me a southern boy."

 

2 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Background voice *hey kepler I hear you like summer sausage" hilarious

Not that there's anything wrong with any of this.

[USAFChief]

Miranda!!

[ashbury]

Liking this New, Improved Miranda a lot!

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[MMMordabito]

Another cushion Ribby for Miranda!

[Puckett34]

JEFFERS!!!

[MMMordabito]

Can anyone see if Boushley is up?

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Great minds think alike.

Also, Chief and I sometimes do too.

Add the two of us together and we ain't got a great mind.

[ashbury]

What is that gesture Jeffers makes when he gets a hit?  He looks like an Italian letting you know he doesn't like you.

[h2oface]

Looks like Ober is going to get a Kevin Slowey victory.

[USAFChief]

"Wheels" Jeffers.

[Puckett34]

CASTRO!!

[ashbury]

I thought Benintendi had an arm.

Not in evidence on that play.  I expected Jeffers would be a dead duck.

[h2oface]

5 minutes ago, h2oface said:

We need some insurance boys! 

I'll take the blame for this......

[mrtwinsfan]

Love watching Jeffers Run

[ashbury]

Just now, mrtwinsfan said:

Love watching Jeffers Run

He tries hard, bless his heart.

[Parfigliano]

3 minutes ago, MMMordabito said:

Can anyone see if Boushley is up?

They say he's coming in

[mrtwinsfan]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

I thought Benintendi had an arm.

Not in evidence on that play.  I expected Jeffers would be a dead duck.

never been known for much of a arm

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, ashbury said:

He tries hard, bless his heart.

Edit::This is a pic of Aunt Bea.

Use your imagination.

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[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Love watching Jeffers Run

Like a duck waddle