Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/4 @ 1:10 CT

[RickOShea]

We know from previous conversations that rocco mentions getting to .500 and above.  Since we had a winning month of April, does that mean Captian Mediocre figures May isn't all that important?

[USAFChief]

The "technique" is starting before the pitch is thrown, Dick.

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Dont even give him the wet sponge underneath

"You have to EARN that sponge, son."

[stringer bell]

The thing is you need two successful components to "get 'em over, get 'em in". The White Sox have been able to advance runners to third, but not get them in for this series. The Twins have failed to get them over.

[rwilfong86]

2 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

We know from previous conversations that rocco mentions getting to .500 and above.  Since we had a winning month of April, does that mean Captian Mediocre figures May isn't all that important?

May is gonna be rough, they could lose every series the rest of the month and go something like 7-18 if the hitting doesn't improve. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

 The White Sox have been able to advance runners to third, but not get them in for this series. 

Except game 1.

[Aggies7]

Walking billy Hamilton should be a felony 

[stringer bell]

It would be absolutely fitting if Billy Hamilton won this game with his bat. I'm writing this before the result. I'll hit send if he does it.

[rwilfong86]

Does Pagan walk one of the worst hitters in baseball to end it?

[RickOShea]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Walking billy Hamilton should be a felony 

Just make sure you walk or have a runner ahead of him, on the bases.  

[stringer bell]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Except game 1.

They got him in with a hit. I was referring to scoring by advancing runners without hits.

[CRF]

EEE-MEE-LEE-OOOOOOOOO!

[Aggies7]

This could have been one of those 20 inning jobbers if the manfred rule didn’t exist 

[ashbury]

12 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Not to worry. Pagan's got this.

As

expected.

[stringer bell]

1 minute ago, stringer bell said:

It would be absolutely fitting if Billy Hamilton won this game with his bat. I'm writing this before the result. I'll hit send if he does it.

Sent it anyway.

[USAFChief]

Nice job, Pagan.

[USAFChief]

Just now, stringer bell said:

Sent it anyway.

No ****.

 

:)

[Aggies7]

Corey just said that Billy Hamilton hasn’t had a hit since July 2022

[mrtwinsfan]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Corey just said that Billy Hamilton hasn’t had a hit since July 2022

Sox guys also said it

[Puckett34]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

Corey just said that Billy Hamilton hasn’t had a hit since July 2022

checks notes...

 

[rwilfong86]

WHAAAAT!!!

[cHawk]

Right on cue.

[rwilfong86]

Our old buddy Colome in fine form

[stringer bell]

Great bad base running by Larnach!!!

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, Aggies7 said:

Corey just said that Billy Hamilton hasn’t had a hit since July 2022

Are we sure he didn't mean Miranda?

[mrtwinsfan]

Colome,    ,  larnach   boneheaded lucky move, well take it

[Aggies7]

How bad are those radio commercials with gladden and the goofy guy selling printers? Customers first…allllllways

[rwilfong86]

Welp, Moran is warming up. 

[Puckett34]

Just now, rwilfong86 said:

Welp, Moran is warming up. 

Think we're gonna need more than one run

[ashbury]

Just now, Puckett34 said:

Think we're gonna need more than one run

And fewer than three outs when it's their turn.