Game Thread: Twins @ Tigers 5:10pm cdt 7/23/2022 ad

[Brock Beauchamp]

Turned on the TV to see the Tigers are still really bad at baseball. 

[Nine of twelve]

12 minutes ago, Parfigliano said:

Someone missed their 2 HR from Correa prediction by about 2 inches

 

6 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

Hey, we still have 2 more innings!

Let's do it this inning!

(Sorry about the mis-post above.)

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, Parfigliano said:

Blind pig...acorn...

That’s simply not true. At least not this season. He finally figured it out

[Nine of twelve]

E-2, IYAM.

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Turned on the TV to see the Tigers are still really bad at baseball. 

Bad and looking like they really dont care

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, Mill1634 said:

The Tigers are playing like they do not give a single f***

I mean, okay, they aren’t playing well … doubtful it’s because they don’t give a ****

[Nine of twelve]

BTW, C4 is guaranteed another plate appearance.

[Parfigliano]

4 minutes ago, CRF said:

Bout time somebody knocked one off the wall with the bases full.

Save that for tomorrow

[Brock Beauchamp]

LOL this is the most pathetic way to load the bases and score two runs. 

[Nine of twelve]

Baseball is a game of centimeters.

[Original_JB]

5 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Are we there yet 

C'mon man, you're triggering flashbacks of the greenie fueled, 20 hr, "pee stops only" road trips to my grandparents in Shenandoah, PA as a kid; with me and my 2  brothers in the back of the '70 Dodge Dart getting squirrelly 10-12 hours in, where the large glass of ice water would come flying back over the front seats. "That oughta cool ya off!" God forbid he pulled the car over.... 

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

LOL this is the most pathetic way to load the bases and score two runs. 

This team squanders so many of these situations that I'll gladly take it!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just now, wsnydes said:

This team squanders so many of these situations that I'll gladly take it!

Oh for sure. But they’re certainly backing into these runs. 

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

Baseball is a game of centimeters.

I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Merica!

[mrtwinsfan]

Sanchez ever swings at a strike .????????????????????????

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Hahahahah this is hilarious. 

[wsnydes]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

Oh for sure. But they’re certainly backing into these runs. 

Take 'em anyway you can get 'em!

Especially with as erratic as this offense is.

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, Original_JB said:

C'mon man, you're triggering flashbacks of the greenie fueled, 20 hr, "pee stops only" road trips to my grandparents in Shenandoah, PA as a kid; with me and my 2  brothers in the back of the '70 Dodge Dart getting squirrelly 10-12 hours in, where the large glass of ice water would come flying back over the front seats. "That oughta cool ya off!" God forbid he pulled the car over.... 

Road trips in my family could be an adventure because my sister got car sick easily. One time my parents actually had to stop and rent a hotel room in order to clean her up

[wsnydes]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Road trips in my family could be an adventure because my sister got car sick easily. One time my parents actually had to stop and rent a hotel room in order to clean her up

Speaking of visuals...

Ish.

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Road trips in my family could be an adventure because my sister got car sick easily. One time my parents actually had to stop and rent a hotel room in order to clean her up

You'd think they could at least have given her a window seat.

[LVTwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Merica!

‘Merica!

[Squirrel]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

You'd think they could at least have given her a window seat.

You’d think … and then we got this station wagon, you know, the one with the seats in the way back facing one another, and put the one prone to car sickness back there making it worse

[Nine of twelve]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

You’d think … and then we got this station wagon, you know, the one with the seats in the way back facing one another, and put the one prone to car sickness back there making it worse

Yeah, I have similar memories.

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

You'd think they could at least have given her a window seat.

Or at least a bucket?

[Parfigliano]

Game kinda broke open when Badddoo failed on that foul ball

[Parfigliano]

2 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

You’d think … and then we got this station wagon, you know, the one with the seats in the way back facing one another, and put the one prone to car sickness back there making it worse

Friend in high school had one of those wagons.  We put an 8 gallon keg in a tub of ice back there then off to the drive-in.

Simpler times.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

9 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Road trips in my family could be an adventure because my sister got car sick easily. One time my parents actually had to stop and rent a hotel room in order to clean her up

[Original_JB]

4 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

You’d think … and then we got this station wagon, you know, the one with the seats in the way back facing one another, and put the one prone to car sickness back there making it worse

Oh man; now I hear my Dad, in his stilted, somewhere between Captain Kirk and Christopher Walken pacing, "If I hear.......one.....more noise from back there...."

[Montdak]

If we even come close to losing this game for having a pitcher thick headed enough not to throw strikes with a  seven run lead …

[Mill1634]

Time to pull the plug on Moran before we have to burn Duran in this game, Rocco