Which Twins Made Santa's Nice List?

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Santa Claus announced via Twitter (Jeff Passan had it first) late last night his nice list for the year. The Twins Daily managed to snag a copy of the list that some say is the modern-day Magna Carta. We don’t really see it. Here is his eponymous list, where some of the names may surprise you.

Byron Buxton

The man is the definition of nice. It was nice when St. Pohlad pulled through by resigning Buxton to ten more Christmases. Buxton was a lock for the nice list this year. 

 

Joe Ryan

During the darkest days of doom and gloom, Joe Ryan’s fastball lit up the room. Without Ryan on the team, we may have burst at the seam. We can’t wait for next season, with Ryan’s continued dominance as the main reason. Thank you for coming to Minnesota, Joe. Our favorite starting pitcher with a sick flow. 

 

Bailey Ober

Uber is often attached to another Twins’ starting pitcher, but now this term also applies to the savior of the Twins’ starting pitching this season. This young rookie stood up to the test when the entire rotation fell to injury. This made Ober a no-brainer as our Rookie of the Year.

 

Justin Morneau

No one said they had to be current Twins. Morneau’s soothing voice of reason pacified the crowds during every blowout. Without Morneau behind the booth, chaos may have erupted among Twins fans. Each game without him felt more like a grind than some of the worst games of the season. Even years after retirement, Morneau continues to be the MVP. 

 

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen 

You may be wondering to yourself, where are the Olsen twins? The notoriously anonymous sisters have been quietly building their fashion empire, Elizabeth and James, behind the scenes. We miss seeing the sisters together on screen, but we respect their wishes for confidentiality.

 

Taylor and Tyler Rogers

Tyler isn’t a Twin, but it felt appropriate to include him on the list as well. The warm and fuzzies that fans felt watching Taylor and Tyler support each other throughout the season warranted a spot for both twins. In addition, Taylor’s All-Star season and Tyler’s snubbed All-Star season made them a lock on every baseball fan’s list. 

 

Jorge Polanco

No explanation needed

 

Ralph Garza Jr.

He’s simply Santa’s favorite. (Author's Edit: We’re wondering if there’s some nepotism at play.) 

 

Gray Duck Tavern at Target Field

Maybe not a Twin on paper, but this is Santa’s list, and he will do whatever he darn pleases. Without Gray Duck Tavern, the Twins Daily staff’s summer get-together would’ve been about 100 bomba juices short, which actually might’ve been a good thing. 

Thank you all for reading this year. May you all have a wonderful holiday and only receive season’s wishes for baseball purposes. 

 

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"Jorge Polanco

No explanation needed"

 

Ho! Ho! Ho!

[Game7-91]

Santa's SuperDuperSecretNiceList: TD Staff.

What presents are TD asking for this offseason?

[Seth Stohs]

19 minutes ago, Game7-91 said:

Santa's SuperDuperSecretNiceList: TD Staff.

What presents are TD asking for this offseason?

Hmmm... and end to the lockout, spring training started on time, a winning team in 2022 and a very strong year of minor league development of prospects, lots of new daily readers at Twins Daily, and lots more people participating in the forums. And a partridge in a pear tree. 

 

[mikelink45]

Where is the Manfred Naughty List? 

[nclahammer]

Thank you Twins Daily staff, you are definitely on the Nice List too.  My first source every morning for the latest news on my favorite team.    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you TD!

[BobAzar]

2 hours ago, nclahammer said:

Thank you Twins Daily staff, you are definitely on the Nice List too.  My first source every morning for the latest news on my favorite team.    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you TD!

Seconded. 

[gunnarthor]

Nice article. Made me smile.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

14 hours ago, Game7-91 said:

Santa's SuperDuperSecretNiceList: TD Staff.

What presents are TD asking for this offseason?

Carlos Rodon the moment the lockout ends