Game Thread: Twins @ Tribe 6:10pm cdt 8/25/2020ad

[USAFChief]

 

If the Twins win tonight I will be a happy clam.

Slip me 50 clams and I'll be happy.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Disney version of a clam. Typically singing.

Trying to remember if there are singing clams in The Little Mermaid...

 

I know they are Oysters in Alice in Wonderland's version of the Walrus and the Carpenter... Which if i remember my Kevin Smith, is an indictment of organized religion.

[BeatTheRich]

There you go, Chief. Dick calls it a recoil.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Slip me 50 clams and I'll be happy.

Invasive species aren't a joke, Chief...

[BeatTheRich]

To me it looks like dancing. But I'll take it!

[USAFChief]

 

Trying to remember if there are singing clams in The Little Mermaid...

I know they are Oysters in Alice in Wonderland's version of the Walrus and the Carpenter... Which if i remember my Kevin Smith, is an indictment of organized religion.

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/Sebastian-s-Clam-Drums-little-mermaid-ariels-beginning-1602713-485-366.jpg

 

[USAFChief]

 

Invasive species aren't a joke, Chief...

I get that a lot....'What you said, chief...not a joke."

[FlauerPauer]

Solid inning from Rich. How about three more of those.

[USAFChief]

I have heard the "Tria" jingle about 4 million times now, and still have no idea what the (((( they are saying.

[USAFChief]

Josh Donaldson hit a foul ball?

 

I call shenanigans.

[MVP Nick Punto]

I get that a lot....'What you said, chief...not a joke."

Maybe they get lost in translation from Sumerian to Latin to Old English to Basque to...

[sampleSizeOfOne]

http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/1600000/Sebastian-s-Clam-Drums-little-mermaid-ariels-beginning-1602713-485-366.jpg

Percussion!

 

(and that looks like only 4.

 

We need 46 more to please the Chief...)

[BeatTheRich]

Gonzalez deked him. Good for him!

[FlauerPauer]

At the very least, these at bats are working the count and making Bieber throw some pitches.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Gonzalez deked him. Good for him!

That's what i thought happened too.

 

That is kinda the thing that just shouldn't work at this level...

[BeatTheRich]

We're gonna need a bigger boat (i.e., more runs). Come on, Max!

[BeatTheRich]

 

That's what i thought happened too.

That is kinda the thing that just shouldn't work at this level...

 

It's like the hidden ball trick. Did that just happen to me? :-)

[Mill1634]

 

Gonzalez deked him. Good for him!

Yep. Not real sure why though? If Santana just throws the ball to 2nd it's a force out either way, whether Marwin runs or not. Weird play

[LVTwinsfan]

That's what i thought happened too.

 

That is kinda the thing that just shouldn't work at this level...

Gagne , Knoblauch, on Lonnie Smith... Championship saving deke

[FlauerPauer]

 

We're gonna need a bigger boat (i.e., more runs). Come on, Max!

 

No one's going to say they want a smaller boat! lol

[BeatTheRich]

 

No one's going to say they want a smaller boat! lol

 

Right. Sell the big one and buy a faster small one. More money for beer and gas!

[USAFChief]

 

No one's going to say they want a smaller boat! lol

 

Certainly not Judge Smalls.

[LVTwinsfan]

What a stupid pitch

[MVP Nick Punto]

What a stupid pitch

Hey, if the ump gave him that one a foot inside, why not one a foot high?

[BeatTheRich]

Ump must be cock-eyed.

[FlauerPauer]

 

 

Certainly not Judge Smalls.

 

Bless this ship and all who sail upon her...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVL4wKnpx2U

[SS MagicMark]

This ump is pissing everybody off.

[Diesel]

That might be the worst noncall for a strike I have ever seen

[MVP Nick Punto]

Ump must be cock-eyed.

Ump must have cataracts and have forgotten his contacts

[USAFChief]

Crowd really getting into it at Prog Field.