Game Thread: Twins @ Tribe 6:10pm cdt 8/25/2020ad

[notoriousgod71]

 

 

Myyyyyy bullogna has a first name, it's Oh Ess See Aye Are,....

Who says the banter in the game threads is dead?

[Danchat]

Turned out to be a pretty good outing for Poppen!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Outlook wasn't good for the mudville 9 that day.

the score stood 2-4 with but an inning left to play.

I forget how the rest goes...

something about George Clooney and William S. Burroughs and dying at first?

 

(ok, Cooney and Barrows)

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Who says the banter in the game threads is dead?

You can hear him? All the way from first? Over the crowd?

[USAFChief]

 

Who says the banter in the game threads is dead?

[SS MagicMark]

You guys have milked that joke for all it's worth.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

something about George Clooney and William S. Burroughs and dying at first?

 

(ok, Cooney and Barrows)

And a pandemic coming down on the patrons of the game?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

There is, unfortunately, a sickly silence in the stands this season

[notoriousgod71]

 

You guys have milked that joke for all it's worth.

Isn't it pasture bed time?

[ashbury]

Lefty closer? Unconventional move. Let's score on him.

[USAFChief]

 

Lefty closer? Unconventional move. Let's score on him.

Who's the new guy?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Lefty closer? Unconventional move. Let's score on him.

Concur.

[ashbury]

Who's the new guy?

Meet the new guy. Same as the old guy.

 

[USAFChief]

 

Lefty closer? Unconventional move. Let's score on him.

Instead we're just going to Hand it to him.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

There is, unfortunately, a sickly silence in the stands this season

You said it better than i.

 

Can i credit you with a reverse ninja?

[notoriousgod71]

After this performance I'm going to have to drink a holstein of beer.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ugh. You don’t see Arraez take a third strike too often.

[SS MagicMark]

Isn't it pasture bed time?

Staying up to watch Graze Anatomy.

[FlauerPauer]

Well I guess this is just one of those games... See ya'll tomorrow!

[USAFChief]

Our pinch hitting options are....suboptimal.

[ashbury]

Ninth inning and with 2 outs we bat someone else's castoff. We're hurting.

[USAFChief]

 

Staying up to watch Graze Anatomy.

Who's the new guy?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

C'mon!

 

Knock the cover off the ball!

[ashbury]

Who says the banter in the game threads is dead?

 

Sal Banter is still alive and well.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Well I guess this is just one of those games... See ya'll tomorrow!

Mama said there'd be games like this.

[notoriousgod71]

 

Our pinch hitting options are....suboptimal.

I would much rather have a legitimate pinch hitting option than a 16th pitcher (or 15th or 14th or 13th).

 

Where is Chip Hale when you need him?

[USAFChief]

 

Who's the new guy?

Now you say:

 

"Who's on first."

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Sal Banter is still alive and well.

 

Thanks for bringing him here!

[BeatTheRich]

No runs since second inning. Our mid- to late-game woes continue to hurt us.

[USAFChief]

 

I would much rather have a legitimate pinch hitting option than a 16th pitcher (or 15th or 14th or 13th).

 

Where is Chip Hale when you need him?

In DC, I believe.