Game Thread 7/26: Minnesota Twins (1-1) @ Chicago White Sox (1-1) 1:10pmCT

[Nine of twelve]

The home plate ump takes off his mask so he can put on his mask.

[BeatTheRich]

 

I was kind of hoping for a more realistic experience with the cut out fans. Shouldn’t an usher go down and remove 75% of them by now? And replace one or two with photos of sleeping fans?

 

Is AJ still there trash-talking? There must be some reason to toss him.

[Squirrel]

Here's something you can work up to.

I was thinking more like this ...

 

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OSbCqp_a3iE

[70charger]

 

I was kind of hoping for a more realistic experience with the cut out fans. Shouldn’t an usher go down and remove 75% of them by now? And replace one or two with photos of sleeping fans?

 

Or tape iPhones to like half their faces?

[Squirrel]

I was kind of hoping for a more realistic experience with the cut out fans. Shouldn’t an usher go down and remove 75% of them by now? And replace one or two with photos of sleeping fans?

Connect them to fish line and reel them out to simulate them leaving en masse

[Nine of twelve]

Wisler gets as much time to prepare as he wants, but with an 11-run lead and your players on a hot field make sure you get ready quick.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

I hope when I turn 40 I can be as productive as Nelson Cruz.

 

Oh, wait...

40 what?

Units are important, my dear fellow.

[Nine of twelve]

 

40 what?

Units are important, my dear fellow.

40 Sagans? (1 Sagan = at least 4 billion.)

[twinssporto]

Twins up by 11. Prime rib smoking away on grill. Cocktail poured...

 

It's like an Old Milwaukee commercial from the 1980's..."It don't get no better than this!"

 

(Now if I could figure out how to post a pic of the grill I'd do it)

[Brock Beauchamp]

The Tigers took two out of three against the Reds in Cincinnati.

 

Ouch.

[Nine of twelve]

 

40 Sagans? (1 Sagan = at least 4 billion.)

Although, now that I think about it a Sagan is a number, not a unit. My bad.

[twinssporto]

Nice work Marwin!

[Squirrel]

Verlander out for the season ... Astros without both Cole and now Verlander ... hope they have the season they deserve

[mickeymental]

 

I was kind of hoping for a more realistic experience with the cut out fans. Shouldn’t an usher go down and remove 75% of them by now? And replace one or two with photos of sleeping fans?

and who is gonna bang on the garbage can in houston?

[snotboogie]

I was kinda worried before the game started. No post game chicken in the house to cook.  I'm thinking maybe I jinxed them? Then twinssporto had the great idea of drinking early. Calmed my nerves.  I think we've got this game so now it will be pizza on the grill tonight.  I promise to go to by chicken.  LOTS of chicken.

[Squirrel]

Lol ... Sox announcers need a math lesson ... just went to commercial break saying ... ‘Sox need 11, time to get the rally caps on’

[Nine of twelve]

 

Verlander out for the season ... Astros without both Cole and now Verlander ... hope they have the season they deserve

I don't wish an injury on any player, even an Astro or a Yankee, but that's one less obstacle for the good guys come postseason.

[BeatTheRich]

 

and who is gonna bang on the garbage can in houston?

 

Not Verlander. (Elbow.)

[Craig Arko]

 

Although, now that I think about it a Sagan is a number, not a unit. My bad.

I kinda like the sound of gigasagans, though.

[operation mindcrime]

How did we get our 14th run?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Almost there...

 

Oh and thanks for explaining the 6-2 play from opening day...

[Squirrel]

How did we get our 14th run?

MarGo homerun

[Nine of twelve]

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

This counts, doesn't it?

[Nine of twelve]

 

I kinda like the sound of gigasagans, though.

Then there's this.

If you actually tried to picture Graham's number in your head, then your head would collapse to form a black hole.

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

This counts, doesn't it?

A good beginning...

[snotboogie]

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

This counts, doesn't it?

Nacent chickens. Yes.  Unless they're ducks.

[70charger]

Winner winner chickensan.

[operation mindcrime]

MarGo homerun

Thanks for responding! \m/ WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[operation mindcrime]

Way to go Twins!!!!! \m/

[twinssporto]

 

I was kinda worried before the game started. No post game chicken in the house to cook.  I'm thinking maybe I jinxed them? Then twinssporto had the great idea of drinking early. Calmed my nerves.  I think we've got this game so now it will be pizza on the grill tonight.  I promise to go to by chicken.  LOTS of chicken.

Glad I could help! All is well now.

 

Winning by more than 10 runs helps my blood pressure too.