Game Thread: Twins vs Cleveland 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CDT) 9/6/2019

[Bandit34]

Good job Lewis!

[ashbury]

I did miss that indeed.

 

I was watching Mon Oncle when it happened.

Jacques Tati? Pretty good thirdbaseman in his day. I think his son is in the majors now.

[operation mindcrime]

THORPE!!!!!!!!!!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Anyone, last March, who had Stashak and Thorpe retiring Lindor and Santana on putouts by Luis Arraez and Lamont Wade?

[MNT1996]

Why is Polanco batting left handed if Clippard is so tough on lefties?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Jacques Tati? Pretty good thirdbaseman in his day. I think his son is in the majors now.

Didn't know, but i'd believe that.

 

Imagine he's a bit old though, not that i've done the math.

 

His tennis playin' in Mr. Hulot's holiday is impressive.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Anyone, last March, who had Stashak and Thorpe retiring Lindor and Santana on putouts by Luis Arraez and Lamont Wade?

Sure, but that guy was sent to Arkham Asylum in June.

[operation mindcrime]

Good job Lewis!

Lewis Winthorpe the third!

[ashbury]

Anyone, last March, who had Stashak and Thorpe retiring Lindor and Santana on putouts by Luis Arraez and Lamont Wade?

Yeah, I gave Lindor and Santana no shot whatsoever at making a major league roster this season.

[David HK]

alright, as much as I dislike Cleveland's lame broadcast team, I'm switching over.

 

I'm tired of Dick's begging and pleading for baserunners. It's just cloying, and annoying.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Why is Polanco batting left handed if Clippard is so tough on lefties?

Because reverse splits are almost always a short-term mirage.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Anyone, last March, who had Stashak and Thorpe retiring Lindor and Santana on putouts by Luis Arraez and Lamont Wade?

If i did, it was a spring training game.

[operation mindcrime]

Anyone, last March, who had Stashak and Thorpe retiring Lindor and Santana on putouts by Luis Arraez and Lamont Wade?

Falvine?

[ashbury]

C'mon Schoop, CAPITALIZE!

[Don Walcott]

Aww Carlos. Why don’t you talk trash to our dugout some more.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Caught a break there. Make 'em pay!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Well, that's awkward.

[mrtwinsfan]

Looked like schoop swung after the catcher had it

[Don Walcott]

Eddie! Eddie!

[Bandit34]

Did I see that right? Schoop pinch hit for Cruz?

[operation mindcrime]

End this Eddie!

[jz7233]

Schoop hit for Cruz? Why? Schoop rarely produces in critical situation.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Did I see that right? Schoop pinch hit for Cruz?

There's something wrong with Cruz' wrist.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Looked like schoop swung after the catcher had it

What would happen if he hit it after the catcher had it?

[jz7233]

 

C'mon Schoop, CAPITALIZE!

Forget it. This guy just can't produce when needed.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

End this Eddie!

Or at least prolong the inning...

[MNT1996]

 

Or at least prolong the inning...

 

Eddie sees your prolonged inning and he raises you a prolonged game

[ashbury]

Didn't know, but i'd believe that.

 

Imagine he's a bit old though, not that i've done the math.

 

His tennis playin' in Mr. Hulot's holiday is impressive.

_{^{(The intended humor was a play on Fernando Tatis's name.)}}

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

alright, as much as I dislike Cleveland's lame broadcast team, I'm switching over.

 

I'm tired of Dick's begging and pleading for baserunners. It's just cloying, and annoying.

It’s been a bad year for Twins offense and getting runners on base. Or something.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

_{^{(The intended humor was a play on Fernando Tatis's name.)}}

I'll look him up. Alas i don't know as many baseball players as i should.