Game Thread "David" Twins vs. Tigers 6:10pm edt 8/24/2019 ad

[LVTwinsfan]

Boqueton?

Ton of flowers?

[LVTwinsfan]

Even in today’s sabermetrics led game I can’t see any reason for Arraez not to lead off. I’ve seen him draw too many long productive at bats. He legitimately gives you a chance to put the starter in a big hole in the first inning. That’s a leadoff hitter.

Kepler has also been good in the lead off spot, and I have no problem with Arraez in the fifth or sixth spot as he frequently comes up with key 2 out hits with runners on base......and you can’t beat those lead off home runs

[Nine of twelve]

 

2 MORE GAMES WITH THESE UNIFORMS,  Gotta say to me they r the ugliest i have ever seen , any others ???   like or not ?

I strongly agree but I just can't click like because I don't want to communicate any liking of the unis.

[Nine of twelve]

 

The red top home uniforms were pretty bad. The comment was it made them look like Dairy Queen employees. I think that was circa 1998.

The red jerseys the Twins wear look fine. But the Twins should not wear red jerseys. They just don't look like the Twins wearing red.

[Blake]

These Twins uniforms need to be burned with fire and the earth salted where they were torched, lest they rise up from the ground and haunt us again.

[Nine of twelve]

My wife: "What!? They are wearing these uniforms again tonight?"

Me: "Yep. All weekend."

Wife: "I thought it was only last night. They are awful."

Me: (Tacit agreement.)

 

We can only hope this players' weekend weird uniform nonsense will run its course soon.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

A 2-3-3 inning.

 

I'll take it.

[operation mindcrime]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Riverbrian]

KEPLER!!!

[Nine of twelve]

Noch ein dinger!

[Danchat]

Thanks for the cookie, Edwin!

 

Kepler should probably be in the #2 or #4 spot at this point, with Arraez ahead of him.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

KEPLER!!!

I didn't quite catch that...

 

Whadja say?

[Riverbrian]

 

SSOO, thanks for the list of ideas! 

 

You've now given me something to inflict on, I mean, use in game threads.

 

All 10 of those rejected ideas should be un-rejected immediately 

[yarnivek1972]

I really don’t know what the Tigers were thinking giving a 33 year an 8 year contract extension. Detroit still owes Miguel Cabrera over $ 130 mil over the next 4 years, including an $ 8 mil buyout for him to not play in 2023. Talk about a crippling contract.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

All 10 of those rejected ideas should be un-rejected immediately

I stand corrected.

 

But who would let me write 10 game thread intros?

[yarnivek1972]

KEPLER!!!

Why is yours so much bigger than mine?

[Riverbrian]

 

running a gauntlet is fine, as long as you don't do it with scissors..

 

If it's a traditional gauntlet... You'll need the scissors to defend yourself. 

[Don Walcott]

2 MORE GAMES WITH THESE UNIFORMS, Gotta say to me they r the ugliest i have ever seen , any others ??? like or not ?

Agree.

[Riverbrian]

 

Why is yours so much bigger than mine?

 

I get asked that a lot. 

[Don Walcott]

Thanks for the cookie, Edwin!

 

Kepler should probably be in the #2 or #4 spot at this point, with Arraez ahead of him.

Polanco could also lead off.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Dinner calls...

 

Take care of the game for me!

[Blake]

 

KEPLER!!!

 

[LVTwinsfan]

Buxton may be back next week.. How many games does he play before he crashes full speed into a wall again and goes back on the IL

[Blake]

 

Buxton may be back next week.. How many games does he play before he crashes full speed into a wall again and goes back on the IL

Game 7 of the World Series, after catching the final out.

[Riverbrian]

 

Buxton may be back next week.. How many games does he play before he crashes full speed into a wall again and goes back on the IL

 

274

[LVTwinsfan]

274

That would probably beat his old record by well over 200

[Riverbrian]

 

That would probably beat his old record by well over 200

 

He typically gets hurt in hundreds of other ways before he gets hurt hitting a wall. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Ahh, the ol’ fly ball out to pitcher!

[ashbury]

Buxton may be back next week.. How many games does he play before he crashes full speed into a wall again and goes back on the IL

[Blake]

I may have some issues with the way Mr. Gibson pitches at times, but that man sure can field his position.