What's Up With Kepler and Sano?

[Squirrel]

 

The hostility is palpable

 

 

https://twitter.com/Twins/status/1133722698838941699/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Ftwins

We need a heart emoji ... well, something other than this

[Craig Arko]

Clearly we have a problem with the other 11 players on the roster.

 

Except for Papa Cruz and his La Tortuga shirt.

[Han Joelo]

Slight Tangent, but La Tortuga reminds me so much of El Nino.

 

 

[Han Joelo]

And if he is catching, and the pitcher gives up a mammoth home run on a sign he put down, he could pretend like that wasn't the sign he gave at all, and make this expression:

 

 

[Blake]

 

My sense of humor is dry. So... the reactions I get are a lost stare while they ponder if I'm serious. 

Dry?

 

Judges: We'll accept that.

[bird]

 

Come on techno dudes.  Doctor this video with some fake audio, and put it on facebook or imagefolio or something.  But funny.  Make it funny.  Like the Bad Lip Reading Videos.  

 

If you haven't seen those:  https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E  My personal favorite, titled "Seagulls" something something.

 

And here is a Bad Lip Reading of MLB  I've seen the NFL ones, but haven't caught this one.  Will watch in a bit, after the kids go to P.E.

 

 

HILARIOUS!!!

[ashbury]

Dry?

 

Judges: We'll accept that.

[stringer bell]

Did you all see the Instagram photo?

[Blake]

 

Did you all see the Instagram photo?

You know blog rules: Comment first, read later.

[notoriousgod71]

 

My sense of humor is dry. So... the reactions I get are a lost stare while they ponder if I'm serious. 

 

Maybe you should pour some water on it.

[Riverbrian]

 

Maybe you should pour some water on it.

[Darius]

It doesn’t take a body language expert to see it’s not really a friendly exchange on the surface. I’m sure it happens all the time behind the scenes. This just happened to be caught on camera.

 

For all we know, it’s some joking around. Guys do things like that. It’s not necessarily a legit stare down.

 

In the end, there is a talking point there. We come here to talk about the team. Some conflict in the clubhouse could have an impact on future performance (good or bad).

 

I have no idea what the guy is looking at claiming that Sano is giving him a hug/pat on the back....and it doesn’t look like German to me (I’ve studied German in college and lived there....I could be wrong, but it just looks like English somehow - looks like “everyone’s gotta/gonna hate” - and it does look like Sano said something while approaching Kepler).

 

All I know for sure is a clip like this is absolute gold to some psychology grad student somewhere writing a thesis on confirmation bias. Whether it’s been debunked with the latest airplane photo or not.