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Game Thread: Twins vs White Sox 5:10 PM PST (7:10 PM CST) 5/24/2019

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Puckett34 FCL Twins

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This may be a jinx... If we don't get to 102, you will be blamed by Ash. 

That's fair. What if they get to 103?

70charger Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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What happened?!?!?!?!? I was watching the stream through vpn on my phone and My Better Half called from Canada (twinsnorth59 I'm looking at you), and it interrupted the streaming.  All of a sudden we're up 7-4. 

 

They scored more runs.

ashbury GOAT

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That's fair. What if they get to 103?

He's made a moderator. Reward or punishment, you decide.

TFRazor First Round Pick

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Really off topic but wasn't the guy other than Jim Carrey a former Vikings player who was one of the first openly gay NFL players? His name escapes me at the moment.

 

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Yesterday, with the day game, I wanted to go home and watch the Twins. What to do? I'm at work. So I went into my boss's office and told him "Hey boss man...I need to use some sick leave. My wife called, and I need to take her to the hospital." 

 

"Chief," he said. "Is there a day game today?

 

He looked down at his desk planner and started ticking off the dates.

 

"Opening day. Wife sick. Wednesday April 7th. day game. Wife sick. Friday, May 3rd. Day game. Wife sick. What do you have to say about all that, Chief?"

 

"Well, boss, I dunno what to say. Do you suppose she's faking it??"

 

 

TFRazor First Round Pick

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Funny. I didn't know Alexander Hamilton played baseball.

 

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Just for a short time when he was a 10 year old. #USCurrencyJoke

snotboogie First Round Pick

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Yesterday, with the day game, I wanted to go home and watch the Twins. What to do? I'm at work. So I went into my boss's office and told him "Hey boss man...I need to use some sick leave. My wife called, and I need to take her to the hospital." 

 

"Chief," he said. "Is there a day game today?

 

He looked down at his desk planner and started ticking off the dates.

 

"Opening day. Wife sick. Wednesday April 7th. day game. Wife sick. Friday, May 3rd. Day game. Wife sick. What do you have to say about all that, Chief?"

 

"Well, boss, I dunno what to say. Do you suppose she's faking it??"

Chief, you're depressing me. At your age you're still working? I'll never retire.

USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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Twins runs by inning so far: 1-2-2-3.

You know what that means.

I don't actually. Not enough data there to establish a pattern.

 

My SAT scores were very high.

USAFChief GOAT

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Chief, you're depressing me. At your age you're still working? I'll never retire.

Good. Someone needs to keep Social Security alive for another couple decades.

Joe A. Preusser First Round Pick

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I don't drink beer.... got Vodka on the rocks though and a 4 day weekend ahead. Let's start with a win!

Invite me over, I can get down on that. As long as this unending hit parade keeps rolling down the street I can even drink tequilla. I hate tequilla.

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