Game Thread: Twins vs Red Sox, 6/20 @ 7:10 PM CT

[Brock Beauchamp]

I'm mildly surprised Rosario didn't try for home there just for funsies.

[TFRazor]

 

I'm mildly surprised Rosario didn't try for home there just for funsies.

Jesus don't tell him that... He'll do it.

[USAFChief]

 

I'm mildly surprised Rosario didn't try for home there just for funsies.

Little league baserunning: keep going until someone tags you.

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Little league baserunning: keep going until someone tags you.

Or you score.

[ashbury]

Or you score.

In little league there's no guarantee that will put a stop to the running.

[TFRazor]

 

Little league baserunning: keep going until someone tags you.

Are we actually paying Eddie a contract? Or are they just giving him pizza and ice cream after every win?

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

Are we actually paying Eddie a contract? Or are they just giving him pizza and ice cream after every win?

Eddie's a professional. There's a contract for pizza and ice cream.

[USAFChief]

 

Are we actually paying Eddie a contract? Or are they just giving him pizza and ice cream after every win?

is this a setup??

 

...

 

yes.

[USAFChief]

That should have been an automatic DP due to the slide at second.

 

 

[TFRazor]

 

is this a setup??

 

...

 

yes.

Nah it's just he legitimately plays as if he's on a little league field back in PR. And if I'm being honest, I absolutely love it

[ashbury]

Are we actually paying Eddie a contract? Or are they just giving him pizza and ice cream after every win?

Under the current collective bargaining agreement, he gets $2000 worth of pizza and $2000 worth of ice cream for every game.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Nice to see the DP but I just don't like watching Lynn pitch. He's the type of pitcher I find incredibly aggravating.

[USAFChief]

"There isn't much that IS beneath us."

 

//drink

[USAFChief]

 

Under the current collective bargaining agreement, he gets $2000 worth of pizza and $2000 worth of ice cream for every game.

 

I would have assumed, given the Twins reputation for being ... frugal... he would have been playing for peanuts.

[LVTwinsfan]

The Twins should consider scoring a run or two this inning

[TFRazor]

 

Eddie's a professional. There's a contract for pizza and ice cream.

And only the red skittles

[mrmpls]

ESCAPE FROM EVERY INNING- - STARING Lance Lynn

[ashbury]

I would have assumed, given the Twins reputation for being ... frugal... he would have been playing for peanuts.

Good grief.

[ashbury]

ESCAPE FROM EVERY INNING- - STARING Lance Lynn

Fiction is stranger than truth.

[TFRazor]

 

Good grief.

May god have mercy on your soul... Simply turrible as Charles Barkley would say

[LVTwinsfan]

That works

[Brock Beauchamp]

Rosario would have tried to reach the opposing team's dugout on that ball.

[Brock Beauchamp]

With Murder Victim's Row coming up, what chance do we have to see this run score?

[TFRazor]

Man, way to draw the walk

[TFRazor]

Price is looking vulnerable at the moment. We need to get some runs before he figures it out

[ashbury]

Murder Victim's Row

[Brock Beauchamp]

Adrianza runs at half the speed you expect a guy built like that to run.

[Nine of twelve]

Ein dinger!!!

[snepp]

Maximilian >>>>> lefties

[TFRazor]

UHOHHHHOOHHOHOHOHOHHHOHOH!!!!! MAD MAX HAS RETURNED!