Article: Game Thread: Twins v Brewers, 5/18 @ 7:10pm CT

[David HK]

 

On top of the river?

Wait 'til winter.  

 

It'll work.

[David HK]

You know, I'd been missing a couple of TD regulars so far this season, i.e. North and Bark- so I did a little digging, and got even more worried about Bark, especially:

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/05/17/a-new-d-b-cooper-suspect-yet-another-possible-identity-for-elusive-hijacker/?utm_term=.5af7aff4262c

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Classic misdirection approach. You're catching on to RB's antics!

Always wondered if there was Mister Direction.

[Mill1634]

Where is Mitch Garver?

[USAFChief]

Good start for Gibby.  4 seamers.

[Mill1634]

Another solid inning from "New Gibson"

[Nine of twelve]

Ahhh, good top of the first. I've got my dinner in front of me along with a Todd The Axe Man. Mmmmm, beer!

[Riverbrian]

 

You know, I'd been missing a couple of TD regulars so far this season, i.e. North and Bark- so I did a little digging, and got even more worried about Bark, especially:

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/retropolis/wp/2018/05/17/a-new-d-b-cooper-suspect-yet-another-possible-identity-for-elusive-hijacker/?utm_term=.5af7aff4262c

 

I really really want Bark back. Nothing made me laugh harder than his brilliant Bark Art. 

[USAFChief]

Dinner for Chief and Mrs Chief tonight will be: a shared ribeye on the grill, baked squash, stuffed shells, a salad from the garden, black box pinot noir.

 

perhaps some Schwan's ice cream for desert.

 

[nicksaviking]

I've always considered Grand Forks and Fargo to be part of Minnesota. We can call this North Dakota all we want but it's a very Minnesota lifestyle. We know what Lutefisk is and we call it Hot Dish. We all go to the Lake. You gotta be West of Valley City and Devils Lake. That's where North Dakota really is.

 

Plus the rest of the state absolutely loathes Fargo. Grand Forks probably too.

 

Funny, they still rabidly cheer for our college teams.

[Mill1634]

Dozier oughta start sitting at home.

 

Gonsalves with 10 K's through 5 IP. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Where is Mitch Garver?

 

Whoever finds him first wins

[nicksaviking]

Dinner for Chief and Mrs Chief tonight will be: a shared ribeye on the grill, baked squash, stuffed shells, a salad from the garden, black box pinot noir.

 

perhaps some Schwan's ice cream for desert.

Wow, your Arby's sounds pretty fancy.

[wsnydes]

Whoever finds him first wins

I found Voltron!

 

That counts for something, right?

[Riverbrian]

 

Wow, your Arby's sounds pretty fancy.

 

Don't let him fool you with that Grill talk. He's in Tucson. He just puts the Ribeye on Tin Foil and puts it down on the porch and let's the sun cook it. 

[Mill1634]

Welp

[Squirrel]

Not a great place to turn on the game.

[wsnydes]

Don't let him fool you with that Grill talk. He's in Tucson. He just puts the Ribeye on Tin Foil and puts it down on the porch and let's the sun cook it.

But how does he get the grill marks? Everyone knows that that's where the flavor lies!

[Squirrel]

But how does he get the grill marks? Everyone knows that that's where the flavor lies!

Spray paint

[USAFChief]

 

Don't let him fool you with that Grill talk. He's in Tucson. He just puts the Ribeye on Tin Foil and puts it down on the porch and let's the sun cook it. 

TIN FOIL!!!

 

Hadn't thought of that. Thanks. 

 

Won't have to hose off the driveway later tonight.

[Mill1634]

Give me Esocbar, Gordon, and Polanco up the middle next year. 

[Riverbrian]

 

Not a great place to turn on the game.

 

Turn it off and turn it on again. See if that resets the game. 

[Platoon]

So that's why North Dakota tourism needed to hire Josh Duhamel to promote their state.   Can't even compete with WI

ND has tourism?

[Squirrel]

It’s cold here tonight. Around 50 degrees. Brrrrrrrrrr!

[Nine of twelve]

But how does he get the grill marks? Everyone knows that that's where the flavor lies!

Sharpie.

[Mill1634]

Kepler just mashing lefties this year. Thank you for not trading him.

[Mill1634]

Also, that is why you never bunt.

[Aggies7]

1-3 groundout.

 

We won’t score here.

 

PROVE ME WRONG KIDS

[USAFChief]

All this talk of the Dakotas made me think of the Sacagewea dollar coin.

 

I wasn't a fan. But I suppose like most people, it's just that I'm opposed to change.

[Mill1634]

stop ****ing bunting.