Game Thread: Seattle at Minnesota, 5/14 @ 6:10pm CT (make up from 04/08)

[USAFChief]

 

Garver first-pitch hitting. See, Mauer? If you would do that, maybe you'd still be catching too.

Not really a fair comparison. Garver's not a catcher.

[Aggies7]

Have a longer swing, logan

[ashbury]

Not really a fair comparison. Garver's not a catcher.

So in Garver's case you'd be OK with not assigning the positional bonus for WAR?

[USAFChief]

 

So in Garver's case you'd be OK with not assigning the positional bonus for WAR?

Yes.

 

ALthough to be fair, the answer's the same no matter who you name or what position we're talkin.

[Aggies7]

Eddie is a bundle of nerves up there. Sheesh

[USAFChief]

Rosario needs to swing like he means it.

[ashbury]

Yes.

 

ALthough to be fair, the answer's the same no matter who you name or what position we're talkin.

We knew the reply, you could have saved the trouble typing it.

[Aggies7]

For the love of god someone get a big hit

[USAFChief]

 

We knew the reply, you could have saved the trouble typing it.

There are people in South America who might be unaware of my position.

[ashbury]

Rosario needs to swing like he means it.

I'm pretty sure "excuse me" is not in Eddie's vocabulary where it comes to swings.

[ashbury]

There are people in South America who might be unaware of my position.

Tierra del Fuego, maybe.

[Mill1634]

Hopefully Hildy can throw left handed, because his right arm is gonna be off by the all star break. 

[Aggies7]

4 leadoff doubles for the Mariners. This is one we have no business winning

[USAFChief]

 

Tierra del Fuego, maybe.

I'm not familiar with the guy.

[Aggies7]

That’s, unfortunate.

[USAFChief]

****.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Get him in the field will improve his hitting

[Mill1634]

.....Mauer makes that play.

 

Oh well, like previous poster said, we have no business even being in this game. 4 leadoff doubles, one is going to score. Bats have to be better. M's starting pitcher as up there tossing 85 and we couldn't touch him. 

[USAFChief]

 

That’s, unfortunate.

I fear it won't age well, either.

[ashbury]

Maker maues that play.

 

/ edit - ninja'd by milldaddy, but in fairness it takes extra time to make the typo

[notoriousgod71]

Glad the shoulda/coulda/would been Gold Glover is only playing first base four times a week.

[Squirrel]

****!!!!

That’s how I’d say it.

[Aggies7]

I fear it won't age well, either.

Why even look to third? Has no shot

[USAFChief]

 

That’s how I’d say it.

don't be so shrill.

[Aggies7]

Clown shoes right now.

[Mill1634]

Holy cow. 

 

2016 Twins coming back again. 

[USAFChief]

****!!!

[Squirrel]

don't be so shrill.

At least I don’t wet myself on carnival rides

[Aggies7]

Fitting though, when you screw the pooch all night offensively.

[ashbury]

Kep?!?!?!?