Game Thread: Seattle at Minnesota, 5/14 @ 6:10pm CT (make up from 04/08)

[notoriousgod71]

THAT WAS RULED A HIT.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

THAT WAS RULED A HIT.

He tried, no?

[Squirrel]

****!!!

That’s more like it!!!

 

Exclamation points are the perfect thing for expressing anger!!! ... or shock!!! ... or excitement!!! ... or terror!!! ...

[USAFChief]

 

That’s more like it!!!

Exclamation points are the perfect thing for expressing anger!!! ... or shock!!! ... or excitement!!! ... or terror!!! ...

Don't be so shrill!!!!

[USAFChief]

 

He tried, no?

no.

[Squirrel]

Don't be so shrill!!!!

Shrill is as shrill does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

Coming home from work today, I picked up a hitchhiker. 

 

I thought it was the least I could do after running him over.

[Mill1634]

Pretty fortunate we got out of that only allowing one. Sadly, that is probably all they need with Diaz as there closer, and the way our offense has looked as of late. 

[ashbury]

Shrill is as shrill does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_{^{A soft answer turneth away wrath: but exclamation points stir up anger..  -- Proverbs 15:1a}}

[USAFChief]

Just me, or does it seem like Seattle scored way more than 1 run that inning?

[notoriousgod71]

 

He tried, no?

 

In honor of today's official scoring I'm going to call that last fly ball by Healy an offsides technical yellow card, which is no more inaccurate than ruling Cruz's at bat a hit.

[Squirrel]

_{^{A soft answer turneth away wrath.}}

Oh good Lord ...

[USAFChief]

 

_{^{A soft answer turneth away wrath.}}

Huh? run you a bath?  

 

Oh, wait, I got it.

 

You were told there'd be no math.

[Aggies7]

Marney my girl! Must be good luck coming our way

[Squirrel]

Just me, or does it seem like Seattle scored way more than 1 run that inning?

Well, when you expect the worst ...

[notoriousgod71]

Hughes and Rodney warming up. Either way I may as well go to bed now.

[Aggies7]

I blame this all on Jorge polanco and his cheating

[Aggies7]

Bremergasm, hard

[USAFChief]

bremergasm.

[USAFChief]

 

Well, when you expect the worst ...

I love wurst.

 

But I wasn't expecting it.

[Mill1634]

lmao. Dick almost as bad as the fans on those fly balls. I got all excited thinking it was out then realized it was just an out. 

[Aggies7]

Not one leadoff man has reached tonight for the twins? Yuck

[notoriousgod71]

 

I love wurst.

 

Bremergasm?

[Aggies7]

Bremergasm?

Haha let’s see how this one goes over

[Riverbrian]

Wade LeBlanc shutting you down for seven innings is either:

 

A. A sign that we don't have enough above average Right Handed hitters. 

 

B. An Indication that 2018 is the year for pitchers named LeBlanc, Schwimmer, Perry, Kudrow, Cox or Anniston. 

[Aggies7]

This pitcher has the same goatee my dad had in the late 90s

[USAFChief]

Has Mauer reached first yet?

[Aggies7]

Has Mauer reached first yet?

He did just now, technically.

[Mill1634]

Oh god. Hughes in. At least now we will lose 5-0, not 1-0. 

[USAFChief]

 

This pitcher has the same goatee my dad had in the late 90s

wow. must be pretty much a full beard by now, no?