Jump to content
Twins Daily
  • Create Account

Game Thread: Twins vs Diamnondbacks: 1:10pm cdt 8:20:2017


Recommended Posts

  • Replies 205
  • Created
  • Last Reply
Posted

 

I try to remember always that this kind of game -- huge inning for runs, shut-down pitching, good D -- doesn't happen every day. So enjoy it, realizing these same two lineups could meet a day later and the reverse could happen. That's baseball.

Perish the thought!

Posted

Save the runs for tomorrow!

If the term "pythag" means anything to you, it would seem they've been doing that to excess all season. If not, suffice to say it's time to bring their runs scored in line with their W-L record.

 

/ edit - ninja'd by Chief, whose SABR reference I was reinforcing anyway

Twins Daily Contributor
Posted

 

If the term "pythag" means anything to you, it would seem they've been doing that to excess all season. If not, suffice to say it's time to bring their runs scored in line with their W-L record.

 

/ edit - ninja'd by Chief, whose SABR reference I was reinforcing anyway

http://www.mathfunny.com/images/x-pythagorean-theorem-find-algebra.jpg

Posted

Carnac.jpg

 

Carnac: "SABR."

Ed: Saber? Like one of those swords they juggle with?

Carnac: SABR. Just like it sounds.

Ed: Sabre? The travel software company?
Carnac: Now you're just getting obscure. SABR.

Ed: OK, got it. I have no idea what it means, but got it.

Carnac: As expected.

Ed: I don't get that either. Must be a meme or something. Whatever those are.

Carnac: Precisely. May the fleas of a thousand memes infest your web browser.

Ed: Sounds painful. Maybe we should just move on to the opening of the hermetically sealed envelope.

Carnac: "What do you use to cut down a stat nerd?"
Ed: Hey! I was right the first time!

Twins Daily Contributor
Posted

 

Now there's a crack on my screen where I hit it with a hammer.

And Ron didn't even flinch.

 

edit:  he's been hit harder than that.

 

bah-dum-tschh

Posted

 

http://www.mathfunny.com/images/x-pythagorean-theorem-find-algebra.jpg

I see we share the same math skills.

Posted

The pace of the game needs to pick up or Bartolo is going to miss his afternoon nap.

Posted

 

The pace of the game needs to pick up or Bartolo is going to miss his afternoon nap.

I think Colon took care of that during the first inning.

Posted

 

And Ron didn't even flinch.

Ron could cure cancer and I'd have a hard time letting the past go.

Posted

 

I think Colon took care of that during the first inning.

Was there a sighting of him in the dugout during the inning? Probably out cold in the clubhouse.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund
The Twins Daily Caretaker Fund

You all care about this site. The next step is caring for it. We’re asking you to caretake this site so it can remain the premier Twins community on the internet.

×
×
  • Create New...