Article: Game Thread: Twins v Cleveland, 8/15 @ 7:10pm CT

[Puckett34]

Buck!

[spinowner]

Rosario and Buxton combine for a run. The new wave has arrived.

[ashbury]

Buxton with the rib!

[Darius]

Big hit there for Mr. Buxton. Good to see.

[Mill1634]

Buxton has really turned a corner

[Pardon My Dinger]

Wait...wait, wait...how in Jebus' name did Colon get out of that bases loaded jam with no outs? Wasn't watching.

[Mill1634]

 

Wait...wait, wait...how in Jebus' name did Colon get out of that bases loaded jam with no outs? Wasn't watching.

With big, sexy magic

[USAFChief]

 

Wait...wait, wait...how in Jebus' name did Colon get out of that bases loaded jam with no outs? Wasn't watching.

Two K's and a harmless fly ball, natch.

[DocBauer]

I am secure enough in my manhood to say that I have a bromance with Big Sexy. What he did in the 2nd was awesome! Pay attention young Twins pitchers!

[Darius]

I feel like a 600 foot home run from Encarnacion is inevitable tonight.

[Mill1634]

Bart has to stop playing with fire

[Pardon My Dinger]

Bart has to stop playing with fire

Magicians play with fire, my man. That's what they do.

[Aggies7]

Polanco needs to buy joe about 20 steak dinners. Saved his hide more times than that

[spinowner]

Not as ridiculous as last inning but still ridiculous.

[Pardon My Dinger]

*whistles lasciviously*

[ashbury]

Did I mention that Polanco's arm is marginal?

[John Kelsey]

 

Did I mention that Polanco's arm is marginal?

 

He never fails to mention it every time he makes a throw. 

[USAFChief]

 

Polanco needs to buy joe about 20 steak dinners. Saved his hide more times than that

Maybe Joe, who can afford it, should buy Polanco a steak dinner and speak to him about his throws.  

 

 

[ashbury]

He never fails to mention it every time he makes a throw. 

He keeps throwing it the same way.

[ashbury]

Oof. Santana can hit.

[S.]

Polanco is just making Joe work for that salary. Or that seems like the most logical explanation because its hard to believe a MLB player can't throw from second to first on the fly.

[Mill1634]

Is Gee free today? Or not available?

[Aggies7]

Is Gee free today? Or not available?

One of them should be available

[Puckett34]

 

Oof. Santana can hit.

[USAFChief]

I had a doctor appointment today at the VA, and he told me I really need to stretch more.  So I made an appointment with a workout guru here in town, and sat down to talk to him.  "Listen," I said, "can you teach me to do the splits?"

 

"Well, how flexible are you" he asked.

 

So I told him.  

 

"I can't do mornings on Wednesdays."

[USAFChief]

 

One of them should be available

That's a terrible pun.  Barry bad.

[Mill1634]

Sorry Joe, but that is a perfectly placed pitch

[ashbury]

I had a doctor appointment today at the VA, and he told me I really need to stretch more.  So I made an appointment with a workout guru here in town, and sat down to talk to him.  "Listen," I said, "can you teach me to do the splits?"

 

"Well, how flexible are you" he asked.

 

So I told him.  

 

"I can't do mornings on Wednesdays."

Have I mentioned Polanco's arm?

[drock2190]

A 1-2-3 inning would be great, Colon!

[adorduan]

Sano is trying to pull everything.

Edited August 16, 2017 by adorduan