Game Thread: Twins @ Padres 8-2 @ 2:40 PM CT

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

/s is easier, btw.

wait, were you being sarcastic?

 

Edit: nijad

[wsnydes]

 

wait, were you being sarcastic?

 

Edit: nijad

eh, timely enough.

 

/s

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

That was sarcasm, for anyone who couldn't tell. And speaking of which, I vote that online, we appropriate the Service Mark symbol: ℠ for sarcasm purposes.

Fantastic idea! ℠

[nicksaviking]

 

Nah, you're clearly just trying to hit us over the head with the fact that you're a moderator. Like, we get it man!

 

Yeah, and you want to be just like me!

[70charger]

 

Yeah, and you want to be just like me!

 

That is a beautiful car. What can I say? Who wouldn't want one like that?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I don't know who's who anymore

 

http://img.allw.mn/content/movies/2012/10/5_identity-theft.jpg

[Cap'n Piranha]

Well when it rains it pours.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The Twins will not have a 5-0 lead to blow in this game.

 

Progress!

[70charger]

Mauer isn't going the other way today. It's a little weird, actually.

[Squirrel]

 

I had chicken for lunch also....

So did I.

[wsnydes]

 

So did I.

Jinxes; the lot of ya!

 

[Squirrel]

 

Yeah, and you want to be just like me!

Said no one. Ever.

[wsnydes]

So much for a productive start to an inning.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

So little,for a productive start to an inning.

fify

[Cap'n Piranha]

Padres play-by-play guy: "Minnesota, of course has 1,000 lakes.  We counted."

 

Count again smart guy.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now.  Give up Gordon, give up Sano.  I don't care, just get him on this team.

[John Kelsey]

 

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now.  Give up Gordon, give up Sano.  I don't care, just get him on this team.

 

Reddick did it first!

 

[wsnydes]

 

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now.  Give up Gordon, give up Sano.  I don't care, just get him on this team.

George Michael or Seether?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now. Give up Gordon, give up Sano. I don't care, just get him on this team.

What if he comes to the Twins, and changes it to Father Figure? Then what, smart guy?

[Cap'n Piranha]

JONRON!!!

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

What if he comes to the Twins, and changes it to Father Figure? Then what, smart guy?

 

That's what trade clauses are for, silly.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

George Michael or Seether?

 

I'm going to pretend you didn't just type that.

[wsnydes]

 

That's what trade clauses are for, silly.

Gotta have faith that he doesn't change it.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Reddick did it first!

 

 

Ok, trade Romero, trade Berrios.  Get Reddick on this team too.  I just want all the Careless Whisper.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Gotta have faith that he doesn't change it.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ab/ab8c229496701a3c93896c03d0a251dc00d0428b5e74c8f1da2d40985648dca6.jpg

[Mike Sixel]

 

JONRON!!!

 

nice!

[70charger]

Holy crap, did they score after the fifth inning?

[wsnydes]

fail.

[Cap'n Piranha]

For crying out loud Eddie.  Make sure he's thrown the ball before breaking.

[Danchat]

Another mental error for Eddie and another wasted runner on 3rd base.