Game Thread: Twins @ Padres 8-2 @ 2:40 PM CT

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

/s is easier, btw.

wait, were you being sarcastic?

 

Edit: nijad

[wsnydes]

 

wait, were you being sarcastic?

 

Edit: nijad

eh, timely enough.

 

/s

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

That was sarcasm, for anyone who couldn't tell. And speaking of which, I vote that online, we appropriate the Service Mark symbol: ℠ for sarcasm purposes.

Fantastic idea! ℠

[nicksaviking]

 

Nah, you're clearly just trying to hit us over the head with the fact that you're a moderator. Like, we get it man!

 

Yeah, and you want to be just like me!

[70charger]

 

Yeah, and you want to be just like me!

 

That is a beautiful car. What can I say? Who wouldn't want one like that?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I don't know who's who anymore

 

http://img.allw.mn/content/movies/2012/10/5_identity-theft.jpg

[Cap'n Piranha]

Well when it rains it pours.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

The Twins will not have a 5-0 lead to blow in this game.

 

Progress!

[70charger]

Mauer isn't going the other way today. It's a little weird, actually.

[Squirrel]

 

I had chicken for lunch also....

So did I.

[wsnydes]

 

So did I.

Jinxes; the lot of ya!

 

[Squirrel]

 

Yeah, and you want to be just like me!

Said no one. Ever.

[wsnydes]

So much for a productive start to an inning.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

So little,for a productive start to an inning.

fify

[Cap'n Piranha]

Padres play-by-play guy: "Minnesota, of course has 1,000 lakes.  We counted."

 

Count again smart guy.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now.  Give up Gordon, give up Sano.  I don't care, just get him on this team.

[John Kelsey]

 

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now.  Give up Gordon, give up Sano.  I don't care, just get him on this team.

 

Reddick did it first!

 

[wsnydes]

 

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now.  Give up Gordon, give up Sano.  I don't care, just get him on this team.

George Michael or Seether?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Austin Hedges' walk up music is Careless Whisper.

 

I DEMAND we trade for him now. Give up Gordon, give up Sano. I don't care, just get him on this team.

What if he comes to the Twins, and changes it to Father Figure? Then what, smart guy? Edited August 2, 2017 by Hosken Bombo Disco

[Cap'n Piranha]

JONRON!!!

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

What if he comes to the Twins, and changes it to Father Figure? Then what, smart guy?

 

That's what trade clauses are for, silly.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

George Michael or Seether?

 

I'm going to pretend you didn't just type that.

[wsnydes]

 

That's what trade clauses are for, silly.

Gotta have faith that he doesn't change it.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Reddick did it first!

 

 

Ok, trade Romero, trade Berrios.  Get Reddick on this team too.  I just want all the Careless Whisper.

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Gotta have faith that he doesn't change it.

 

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ab/ab8c229496701a3c93896c03d0a251dc00d0428b5e74c8f1da2d40985648dca6.jpg

[Mike Sixel]

 

JONRON!!!

 

nice!

[70charger]

Holy crap, did they score after the fifth inning?

[wsnydes]

fail.

[Cap'n Piranha]

For crying out loud Eddie.  Make sure he's thrown the ball before breaking.

[Danchat]

Another mental error for Eddie and another wasted runner on 3rd base.