Game Thread: Twins vs Orioles, 7/8 @ 1:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

This team has a real weakness against left handed pitching. We need a RH bat to DH. Love Granite and love the idea of calling up AAA guys that are really raking, but Garver would have been much closer to what we need.

 

In most other organizations his left-handedness would have gotten him called up weeks ago, but it's just the Twins' luck that their hottest high minors OF hits from the same side as two of their three starting OF's.

[LaBombo]

Escobear on a quest for redemption...

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wiPwzENcCyA/TJ5DOjaprbI/AAAAAAABFt0/ojr8X61NyHA/s1600/IMG_1168.JPG

 

Edit: False alarm. EscoBear on a quest for a half-eaten Arby's Pizza Slider.

[Whammy]

Esco's had a rough game

[Riverbrian]

Escobar owed us something there to make up for the defense. 

 

Didn't quite git-r-done. 

 

[TwinsCD]

 

Escobear on a quest for redemption...

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wiPwzENcCyA/TJ5DOjaprbI/AAAAAAABFt0/ojr8X61NyHA/s1600/IMG_1168.JPG

 

Looking for food and instead gets...

 

http://cdn1.thecomeback.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/dumpsterfire.png

 

This team with the bases loaded most times, I swear...

[USAFChief]

Eduardo had a couple three pitches to hit there, too.

[USAFChief]

Uffda.

 

Fugly on several fronts.  

[Riverbrian]

Dan Gladden asked Dick to stop by the Harley Dealership to pick something up.

 

Dick said he would and did. 

 

 

[LaBombo]

If Mejia takes the loss it's probably going to go by relatively unnoticed, but having him pitch in the seventh despite scuffling a little early on is another nice little step forward for him.

 

It's also another tiny victory in the Twins' constant battle to avoid ending up with a bench consisting of just a backup catcher and Escobar.

[Darius]

Not a bad start for Mejia against a tough lineup. You should probably be able to put up a few runs against a guy like Miley.

[Danchat]

Belisle vs Machado again? Molly is playing with fire.

[USAFChief]

 

Not a bad start for Mejia against a tough lineup. You should probably be able to put up a few runs against a guy like Miley.

The second two runs were at least partially on Escobar, too.

[Riverbrian]

I apologize for the run of these GIF's but I'm laughing at them so they have to be worth something. 

 

And I hope that when Dick sees these tonight. He will be a good sport about it because he knows that I feel he is one of us. 

 

 

 

Dick growing up in Traverse County

 

[USAFChief]

Belisle makes me angry no matter if he gets the job done or not.

[LaBombo]

 

Not a bad start for Mejia against a tough lineup. You should probably be able to put up a few runs against a guy like Miley.

 

Yup, he pretty much did his part. But the Twins offense was off its game from the moment that Miley took the mound as his alter ego.

 

http://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/67/28/oamCPZ.jpg

[USAFChief]

 

I apologize for the run of these GIF's but I'm laughing at them so they have to be worth something. 

 

And I hope that when Dick sees these tonight. He will be a good sport about it because he knows that I feel he is one of us. 

 

 

 

Dick growing up in Traverse County

 

The GIF gets cut off too quickly.  Remember, we've established this is a hereditary condition.

 

Mom just keeps on running....

[LaBombo]

 

Belisle vs Machado again? Molly is playing with fire.

 

I'm sure it'll be fine...

 

http://i.imgur.com/H8WGUbR.gif

[Don Walcott]

To right, and deep! Grossman comes in to make the play.

 

Depth perception problems.

[USAFChief]

http://k33.kn3.net/taringa/9/0/B/6/C/8/JuanChoStore2/E64.gif

 

Dick's grandkid.

[Riverbrian]

 

To right, and deep! Grossman comes in to make the play.

Depth perception problems.

 

To me... It has become part of his charm and I'm at the point where I would miss it if it wasn't part of the broadcast. 

 

But... Yeah... In all seriousness. His depth perception is in steady decline... he need's to make an eye appointment over the all-star break. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Hmmmm...

 

Nap time over. What i miss?

[USAFChief]

 

Hmmmm...

Nap time over. What i miss?

Less than Escobar.

[Don Walcott]

To me... It has become part of his charm and I'm at the point where I would miss it if it wasn't part of the broadcast.

 

But... Yeah... In all seriousness. His depth perception is in steady decline... he need's to make an eye appointment over the all-star break.

Not sure if it's the eyes. He may need a neurologist. But then, don't we all?

[jud6312]

Home and TV on just in time to see Trumbo give Boshers the proverbial noogie.

 

I thought Granite was the difference maker this team needed. Not the case?

[Circus Boy]

No clutch hitting today. Just grinding gears.

[LaBombo]

 

Home and TV on just in time to see Trumbo give Boshers the proverbial noogie.

 

I thought Granite was the difference maker this team needed. Not the case?

 

Too early to say. Quartz and Corian are still in the running.

 

Edit: Mica Owings rumored to be in the mix as well.

[mickeymental]

i'm expecting a pinch-hit five-run homer for granite. probably with two out in the ninth.

[Don Walcott]

Are we starting to take him for Granite?

[jimmer]

USA versus Panama in CONCACAF Gold Cup Soccer Match starting now.

[USAFChief]

 

USA versus Panama in CONCACAF Gold Cup Soccer Match starting now.

Reruns of Hee Haw on Nashville channel starting now, if you want something more interesting.