Game Thread: Twins vs Orioles, 7/8 @ 1:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

Alternate MLB news crawl: "Not finding Nimmo gameworthy, Mets take Conforto in roster transaction".

[USAFChief]

Rock solid first MLB PA, Zack.

[GCTF]

 

Rock solid first MLB PA, Zack.

Meh...career slash line .000/.000/.000

[USAFChief]

 

Meh...career slash line .000/.000/.000

Lotta hard outs, though.

[BoofBonser]

Granite looked very composed there...
 

[LaBombo]

Opponent batting .412/.444/.588 vs Hughes as a reliever, but just .143/.250/.143 in high leverage situations.

 

So just get it over with and make him the closer already, Molly.

[LaBombo]

 

Granite looked very composed there...
 

 

Stone-faced, even.

[Riverbrian]

Just because

 

[GCTF]

 

Stone-faced, even.

Quite fit as well, chiseled from stone if you will.

[BoofBonser]

 

Stone-faced, even.

I set you up well

[USAFChief]

 

I set you up well

And he mined that quarry.

[Riverbrian]

Dick at the wedding dance.

 

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/dancefail-8.gif

 

[Don Walcott]

Never start a land war in Asia. Never start a gif war with Riverbrian . . . .

[GCTF]

 

Rock solid first MLB PA, Zack.

Seriously, not bad for a guy who started out as a Flintstones character. 

[USAFChief]

 

Dick at the wedding dance.

 

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/legacy.images/smosh-pit/092010/dancefail-8.gif

That's you with the tie, isn't it.

 

[USAFChief]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7vM7rO9Q2OI/U6JCBohhnSI/AAAAAAAAFyI/LsUA3stHZho/s1600/photo_3(2).JPG

yeesh.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Less than Escobar.

Only ebcause nothing was hit my way.

 

And looks like the free game cheated me of the final out....

 

I blame the 7 second delay in broadcast since the superbowl incident.

 

Mutter mutrer.

[LaBombo]

 

Seriously, not bad for a guy who started out as a Flintstones character. 

 

http://www.classicmoviehub.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stoneycurtis.jpg

 

Stoney Curtis likes this 

[Riverbrian]

 

That's you with the tie, isn't it.

 

Yep and oblivious to what is happening around me per usual. 

[Riverbrian]

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7vM7rO9Q2OI/U6JCBohhnSI/AAAAAAAAFyI/LsUA3stHZho/s1600/photo_3(2).JPG

yeesh.

 

Give Andrew Zimmern a call. He'll make a 30 minute show out of that. 

[LaBombo]

 

Mutter mutrer.

 

Twins Daily... come for the baseball, stay for the muttering with French subtitles!

 

And on a more personal note, thanks, fellow gamethreaders for offsetting the Twins loss by providing me with the victory of making it not only highly enjoyable but also at least somewhat socially acceptable to avoid lawn work.

[GCTF]

 

http://www.classicmoviehub.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stoneycurtis.jpg

 

Stoney Curtis likes this post

I had forgot about Stoney. I was going for this guy.

 

http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/gary-granite-the-flintstones-96.5.jpg

[Riverbrian]

 

Twins Daily... come for the baseball, stay for the muttering with French subtitles!

 

And on a more personal note, thanks all for offsetting the Twins loss by providing me with the victory of making it at least somewhat socially acceptable to avoid lawn work.

 

That is actually what I had on my schedule today. 

 

7AM - Wake Up

7:01AM - Make Coffee

7:02AM - Drink Coffee

7:03AM - Avoid Lawn Work

1:00PM - Watch Twins

4:25PM - Avoid Lawn Work

10:30PM - Go to Bed

 

 

[LaBombo]

 

That is actually what I had on my schedule today. 

 

7AM - Wake Up

7:01AM - Make Coffee

7:02AM - Drink Coffee

7:03AM - Avoid Lawn Work

1:00PM - Watch Twins

4:25PM - Avoid Lawn Work

10:30PM - Go to Bed

 

Looks very solid. And remember, if the rest of your day fills up on you, there's enough daylight to ignore lawn work by until at least 9:30 or so.

[Broker]

 

That is actually what I had on my schedule today. 

 

7AM - Wake Up

7:01AM - Make Coffee

7:02AM - Drink Coffee

7:03AM - Avoid Lawn Work

1:00PM - Watch Twins

4:25PM - Avoid Lawn Work

10:30PM - Go to Bed

That looks similar to my schedule except I didn't wake up until 10.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

That is actually what I had on my schedule today. 

 

7AM - Wake Up

7:01AM - Make Coffee

7:02AM - Drink Coffee

7:03AM - Avoid Lawn Work

1:00PM - Watch Twins

4:25PM - Avoid Lawn Work

10:30PM - Go to Bed

Wow.

 

A Schedule.

 

You are far more organized than i...

[snepp]

 

Wow.

A Schedule.

You are far more organized than i...

 

1. "Forget" to set alarm

2. Whatever

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1. "Forget" to set alarm

2. Whatever

I must remember 1. for future use...

 

At this point in my life, i'm a ninja snooze button pusher.