Article: Game Thread: Twins v Mariners, 6/12@7:10pm CT

[LaBombo]

 

Remember, this FO chose Breslow and Belisle.

 

The 2 a.m. infomercial clearly stated that the next 10 franchises to call could double their order of washed up simulated vintage relievers and pay only the extra shipping and handling, so I'm not sure how we could fault them.

Edited June 13, 2017 by LaBombo

[LaBombo]

 

The correct answer is I'm drunk on a Monday and who the **** cares in a 10 run game.

 

Edited June 13, 2017 by LaBombo

[jimbo92107]

Cishek...any relation?

To whom?

Nishek, obviously.

They appear to have had the same little league pitching coach.

[David HK]

Well, it's exam time, so had to step away for a while.  

 

Long enough for Gimenez' ERA to match up with the rest of his bullpen pals, I see.

[snepp]

Wooooooo! Man on third!

[David HK]

 

Cishek...any relation?

To whom?

Nishek, obviously.

They appear to have had the same little league pitching coach.

He might have just learned from his dear ol' Dad...

 

[LaBombo]

 

Wooooooo! Man on third!

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/7/9/6/168539796/032216_obama_wave_med_jmk98c7j.gif

[Doomtints]

Close game.

 

[LaBombo]

 

Close game.

 

Well, the Mudville Nine did knot it up in the bottom of the first, so it's not like they went down without a fight.

[Oldgoat_MN]

 

Sounds like proximal dislocitis. Or maybe dextal faringea. Carpal funnel? 

Premature extensionosis.

[snepp]

 

Premature extensionosis.

 

My wife's been saying that for years.

[LaBombo]

 

Sounds like proximal dislocitis. Or maybe dextal faringea. Carpal funnel? 

 

That's what happens to your jaw when you eat too many of this delightful State Fair delicacy...

 

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[wsnydes]

Anyone else disappointed that Vargas didn't take third when nobody was on that side of the diamond?

[LaBombo]

 

My wife's been saying that for years.

 

There are probably posters who are either impressed or appalled (or possibly both simultaneously) by the revelation that you still listen to what your wife is saying.

[Danchat]

Twins are optioning Wimmers to AAA. Belisle and Breslow live another day. I think it's gonna be another guy on the 40 man, so maybe it's time for Melotakis' debut. But I'd rather see Busenitz or Hildenberger.

[Squirrel]

There are probably posters who are either impressed or appalled (or possibly both simultaneously) by the revelation that you still listen to what your wife is saying.

I'd say that makes him a good husband and the better man!

 

And I didn't get to say it at the end of the game because I was working, no chicken tonight, only tofu! And lots of it! So eat up!