Article: Game Thread: Twins v White Sox, 4/14@7:10pm CT

[Jerr]

 

She's in her age 24 season and I'm about to turn into age 27 season... In baseball years I'm about to be tossed to the waiver wire!

Tell me you did NOT say "Sweet, you are only in your age 24 season" to her face.....

[Aggies7]

Is that 'player' or 'playa'?

 

And I'm still looking for it to jumpstart my career.

Both.

 

It's the equivalent of a new off-season workout regiment

[Riverbrian]

 

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

 

I'd get 16 more polo shirts

[Aggies7]

I'd get 16 more polo shirts

[LaBombo]

 

Tinder has extended the careers of many a player

 

Ahhh, Tinder...  the Nippon-Ham Fighters of dating.

 

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[Jerr]

 

I'd get 16 more polo shirts

Not even one golf shirt????

[Aggies7]

Ahhh, Tinder...  the Nippon-Ham Fighters of dating.

 

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Man, I was hoping to throw in a nishioka reference, but alas

[Riverbrian]

With all due respect to the ladies.

 

When I watch Nate Jones pitch... it always looks like he is about to throw like a girl... and then he absolutely does not. 

[David HK]

Well, the good thing here is Joe can't hit into a DP by himself, so maybe Sano can catch up to one of those 97 mph offerings...

[Squirrel]

 

With all due respect to the ladies.

 

When I watch Nate Jones pitch... it always looks like he is about to throw like a girl... and then he absolutely does not. 

If you were really due-ing in all respect ... you would never make that reference. Just saying ... in all due respect.

[Aggies7]

With all due respect to the ladies.

 

When I watch Nate Jones pitch... it always looks like he is about to throw like a girl... and then he absolutely does not.

 

Don't know if you heard..

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I'm pretty flustered tonight gang... Heard the world's worst excuse for cancelling a date tonight. She said she forgot her ID at home and couldn't go out to meet for a date in a group setting.

I also had a girl do a "reading" of my left palm at the bar. Said I had the correct crease in my hand for lots of success!! But she said I'm also going to die at 50 years old....

HYPOTHETICAL: What would you do if you had ~23 years left on this Earth?

Don't sweat it kid. You'll come out of it okay! I do have some concerns that the palm reader is crazy... just because, plain and simply, she is a palm reader.

[LaBombo]

 

Tell me you did NOT say "Sweet, you are only in your age 24 season" to her face.....

 

It's ok, he was wearing his Jedi cosplay outfit when he said it...

 

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[Aggies7]

Don't sweat it kid. You'll come out of it okay! I do have some concerns that the palm reader is crazy... just because, plain and simply, she is a palm reader.

In a bar

[Aggies7]

Another fantastic defensive alignment

[Riverbrian]

 

If you were really due-ing in all respect ... you would never make that reference. Just saying ... in all due respect.

[Aggies7]

How do you take that, Michael

[snepp]

DanSan to the rescue.

[Jerr]

 

In a bar

After one strikeout.....

[Squirrel]

 

Heh ... my POINT ... heh ... if you were truly being respectful, don't make the statement in the first place. Your preface tells me that you already know it's not respectful, so just don't use it, then you don't have to make phrases such as 'with all due respect' in order to backpedal what you already know is disrespectful.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

In a bar

Okay Churchy.

[Aggies7]

Look for a dansan walk off in extras

[Riverbrian]

 

Heh ... my POINT ... heh ... if you were truly being respectful, don't make the statement in the first place. Your preface tells me that you already know it's not respectful, so just don't use it, then you don't have to make phrases such as 'with all due respect' in order to backpedal what you already know is disrespectful.

 

This is all Nate Jones fault for throwing like that

[nicksaviking]

Don't sweat it kid. You'll come out of it okay! I do have some concerns that the palm reader is crazy... just because, plain and simply, she is a palm reader.

Yeah let's go with crazy. Because the alternative is a Van-less TD in about a quarter century.

 

Not that most of you old fogies will be here to send him off.

[Aggies7]

This is all Nate Jones fault for throwing like that

Don't blame your misogyny on a set up man

[Jerr]

 

Look for a dansan walk off in extras

Might wanna slow down on the drinks, no one should be thinking that lol lol

[LaBombo]

 

DanSan to the rescue.

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[Squirrel]

 

This is all Nate Jones fault for throwing like that

Um ... Nate Jones throws like Nate Jones ... not good. Why not just say that? I mean, most of the girls I played ball with were pretty damn good, so that reference makes no sense to me when you are trying to imply something less than good.

[Aggies7]

Might wanna slow down on the drinks, no one should be thinking that lol lol

I stopped an hour ago. 7 hours was enough for me

[Riverbrian]

 

Don't blame your misogyny on a set up man

 

I asked my wife to take a current photo of me

 

Here it is

 

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