Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6:15pm CDT 9/28/2016 AD

[twinsnorth49]

 

More proof that Brett Favre was a Canadian!

You mean Brett Favour?

[Platoon]

You mean Brett Favour?

Nah, but I think his brother was on "Rawhide"

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Spellcheck

I keep trying to cache my spellcheck.

[LaBombo]

Dick: "Buddy Boshers almost an everyday reliever, except when he's been injured."

 

Marge from Fargo: "Yah. It'd be quite a coincidence if they weren't... you know... connected!"

 

http://aladar.es/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Fargo_185Pyxurz.jpg

[Jerr]

This has been one of the crueller of Twin's seasons in honor of our only Canadian Twins Daily poster!

 

I went to the Canadian vs. United State's dictionary...funny how some words have more letters and other's less in comparing them...

 

Weird Canadians, is all I could come up with for those differences...or is it "coould, couuld or just plain COLD up there that explains the differences???????

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Sigh... Any of ya remember when Dozier hit homeruns?

[jimmer]

My wife refuses to watch the show Fargo because she felt the movie of the same name offended North Dakotans.

 

[Platoon]

This has been one of the crueller of Twin's seasons in HONOUR of our only Canadian Twins Daily poster!

 

I went to the Canadian vs. United State's dictionary...funny how some words have more letters and other's less in comparing them...

 

Weird Canadians, is all I could come up with for those differences...or is it "coould, couuld or just plain COLD up there that explains the differences???????

. FTFY

[LaBombo]

 

Sigh... Any of ya remember when Dozier hit homeruns?

His last couple of at bats, I've done the Harry Doyle fake ball off the bat/crowd roar sound effects thing to try to recreate the rush...

[twinsnorth49]

 

This has been one of the crueller of Twin's seasons in honor of our only Canadian Twins Daily poster!

 

I went to the Canadian vs. United State's dictionary...funny how some words have more letters and other's less in comparing them...

 

Weird Canadians, is all I could come up with for those differences...or is it "coould, couuld or just plain COLD up there that explains the differences???????

Are you talking to me or GCTF?

 

Sound that last one out sloooowwwwlllly.

 

 

I hate cruellers.

 

 

[LaBombo]

Dick: 'Let's see if Molitor makes a switch here, or lets Boshers face a couple more batters and then builds a campfire with his left arm.'

[Platoon]

My wife refuses to watch the show Fargo because she felt the movie of the same name offended North Dakotans.

I have heard that same thing from other people, and my neighbor who is from WVA won't watch "Justified" because of the way it portrays that area. Fargo is a great show!

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His last couple of at bats, I've done the Harry Doyle fake bat off the ball/crowd roar sounds thing to try to recreate the rush...

Thanks!

 

Can ya turn the volume up? I can't hear it....

 

I just hope this game goes long enough for him to figure it out again...

[Platoon]

Dick: 'Let's see if Molitor makes a switch here, or lets Boshers face a couple more batters and then builds a campfire with his left arm.'

I missed that last part.....

[sampleSizeOfOne]

AA jokes for a AAA lineup...

 

They got a 12 step program to fix my car.

[twinsnorth49]

Polanco opting not to go with his patented three hopper to 1st

 

Good job kid, keep it up.

[David HK]

 

Dueling Vargases.  

Vargasii?

[Platoon]

Grrrrrrrrr! Drives me nuts listening to Dick/Bert trying to make this look hopeful! UGH.

[LaBombo]

 

I missed that last part.....

It's a new thing; they're time compressing the game for the replay in real time now... "Due to time constraints and Bert's excessive profanity, we now move ahead in our Twins telecast."

 

What's really mind blowing is when the compression accidentally lets you see the final score before the last out.

[Platoon]

Vargasii?

Clever. Borderline, but clever!

[Jerr]

 

. FTFY

HONOUR ?...oops or ooups...so confusing...need that Canadian spellcheck         

[LaBombo]

 

Vargasii?

I get a little Vargasii if I do too much Varhopping.

[ScrapTheNickname]

Sano, inspired by Vargas, homers? .

 

He has 8 times as many strike outs as home runs this year. So if he hits 50 next year will he strike out 400 times?

[Platoon]

Sano, inspired by Vargas, homers? .

 

He has 8 times as many strike outs as home runs this year. So if he hits 50 next year will he strike out 400 times?

Just because the season is a disaster, and winding mercifully down, GT policy prohibiting math remains firmly in place!

[wsnydes]

Vargasii?

Dueling Vargasii!

[LaBombo]

 

Sano, inspired by Vargas, homers? .

 

He has 8 times as many strike outs as home runs this year. So if he hits 50 next year will he strike out 400 times?

 

See? Just when you think you can't take any more of this Twins team, you realize you've already thought of a reason to watch all of next season too!

[David HK]

Jeepers- just checked in for a moment in time to see a real shortstop make a real play-  

 

Dang, it wasn't our guy.

[twinsnorth49]

 

HONOUR. Honour..oops    ooooops,or ooups...so confusing...need that Canadian spellcheck         

 

[GCTF]

 

Runs!

What does listening to Dickbert give you?

[LaBombo]

 

Dueling Vargasii!

 

Finally, one of you kids makes a musical reference I can relate to...