Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 6:15pm CDT 9/28/2016 AD

[LaBombo]

 

3 consecutive base hits, including a double, and no runs.

 

 

 

EscoBear!

 

 

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Aggressive base-leaning is his middle name.

 

 

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

 

3 consecutive base hits, including a double, and no runs.

 

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 2016 Twins Fan Club gif.

[twinsnorth49]

Wonder if Molly is getting the hook ready.

[USAFChief]

 

 2016 Twins Fan Club gif.

Don't ruin this for me, Connie.

[LaBombo]

 

 2016 Twins Fan Club gif.

 

The 2017 edition will be here before you know it...

 

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[GCTF]

 

More AAA jokes for a AAA lineup:

 

I hate those little Russian dolls.  They're so full of themselves.

What happened to the illegally parked frog? He was towed.

[LaBombo]

 

 

Wonder if Molly is getting the hook ready.

 

I was with you all the way to the last word, and then you lost me.

[USAFChief]

Molitor calling over crew chief to question the scoreboard.  "Hey, that can't be right.  We hadda get at least one last inning, amiright?"

[Platoon]

2016 Twins Fan Club gif.

The poster child for clueless individuals with no direction or ambition used to be living in moms basement. Now, it's TD GT members in late sept!

[USAFChief]

Didja hear the Italian Space Agency is launching it's first manned mission to the moon?

 

They're sending a speciman.

[GCTF]

 

3 consecutive base hits, including a double, and no runs.

 

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This team could fail to score on back to back homeruns

[twinsnorth49]

Boshers warming................Twilight Zone, Episode 158.

[USAFChief]

 

I was with you all the way to the last word, and then you lost me.

Winner.

[spinowner]

A single by the big man and a dinger by the big man. 

[snepp]

Runs!

[twinsnorth49]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

 

Breathe idiot, BREATHE!!

[Platoon]

Didja hear the Italian Space Agency is launching it's first manned mission to the moon?

 

They're sending a speciman.

It really aggravates me when I have to laugh at your jokes! . But that one made me giggle!

[LaBombo]

Royals outfield seemed confident that Vargas fly ball was unplayable.

 

Nice to see his left-handed swing connect after scuffling from that side most of the way.

[twinsnorth49]

Dick,..... Vargas, something, something, strikeouts....

[Jerr]

Vargas out Vargas's Vargas' pitch?

Darn just got here and missed that one Vargas aint pitching dang it!!!!! 

[USAFChief]

 

Royals outfield seemed confident that Vargas fly ball was unplayable.

It wasn't a ball in play.

[USAFChief]

 

Vargas out Vargas's Vargas' pitch?

Darn just got here and missed that one Vargas aint pitching dang it!!!!! 

We're reduced to Vargi.

[USAFChief]

 

Runs!

More fiber!

[Platoon]

Amazed at the respect Grossman gets, they brought in a RH to turn him around. Normally all you have to do, is just hit a fly ball over his head!

[twinsnorth49]

 

More fiber! Fibre

Spellcheck

[snepp]

 

EscoBear!

 

It's been a while, but look what I found in my TD gallery...

 

 

 

 

[twinsnorth49]

Escobear owes us one.

[twinsnorth49]

That'll do.

[LaBombo]

 

We're reduced to Vargi.

 

After a season this bad, 5/6th's of me feels I can't be reduced any further.

[Platoon]

Spellcheck

More proof that Brett Favre was a Canadian!