Article: Game Thread: Twins @ Yankees, 6/24 @ 6:05pm CT

[Aggies7]

Sitting on a Parkbench

[Willihammer]

Swinging thru strike three with meh intent

[Aggies7]

Meekly jogging down to first

[Willihammer]

Snot running down his nose

[HitInAPinch]

Bentance can be had.  Just make him think.

 

Swinging at the 1st pitch doesn't do it.

[Aggies7]

The look when you realize park is signed through 2019*

Edited June 25, 2016 by Aggies7

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

broken luck

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

If we leave Park on the roster all year, he will still have options through 2019.

[stringer bell]

Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.

[USAFChief]

Feeling like a dead duck.

[stringer bell]

Aabout half the time Pressly looks unhurt able.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Jepsen a 1-2-3 seventh!

 

Oh wait, that was Pressly

 

j/k I knew it was Pressly all along

[Aggies7]

Going out on a limb here, but I feel like the bullpen could almost be competent if they didn't have to give 5 innings per game

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Aabout half the time Pressly looks unhurt able.

Please do not edit this autocorrect

[stringer bell]

Damn autocorrect! Unhittable.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Damn autocorrect! Unhittable.

i told you not to

[Willihammer]

Gotta get this guy up against the lefty

 

http://i.imgur.com/AW1Jugo.jpg

[USAFChief]

My friend slept with a woman last night who cooked him pasta for supper.

 

...

 

She gave him carbs.

 

...

 

 

ba dum tsch

[spinowner]

 

Going out on a limb here, but I feel like the bullpen could almost be competent if they didn't have to give 5 innings per game

Mainly because we'd need one less pitcher out there and we could remove KJ.

[USAFChief]

 

Aabout half the time Pressly looks unhurt able.

Proof positive one can still get a buzz on via $8 beers.

[David HK]

 

Sano playing 5 innings at 3B in rehab.   Nice.

Oh, you mean like he should have been doing in February and March, and April, and.....   

 

That's good to hear.  The Twinks putting their prize offensive talent at a position he's already been playing for years.  Novel approach that.

[Aggies7]

Imagine a world where THREE innings of bullpen work are almost guaranteed to shut out the opponent. How the Yankees are barely at .500 is beyond me

[David HK]

Hi gang!  Just catching up!  Wow, we're not getting our brains beat in yet, and still have a chance to .... oops, Dozier-K.  Well, anyway.

 

What's all this about Arcia????!!!!!  Don't the Twins FO read these posts?!?!?!?

 

Delmon Young/Brendan Harris, Kevin Jepsen---  I thought we agreed- NO MORE TRADES WITH TAMPA!!!!!

 

[stringer bell]

Beer is not $8 here in Gotham. 16 oz cup is $11. BTW an absolutely gorgeous day and evening in the Bronx.

[USAFChief]

 

Beer is not $8 here in Gotham. 16 oz cup is $11. 

I know a guy.

[nicksaviking]

Proof positive one can still get a buzz on via $8 beers.

$8? Still cheaper than the borough on the other side of the Harlem River.

[operation mindcrime]

Awesome

[USAFChief]

Hicksie ties it up!!1!

 

Wait...

[Willihammer]

http://i.imgur.com/YjXK1qP.jpg

[Aggies7]

Ha our old buddy hicksie with a homer. Meanwhile Murphy hasn't been seen in almost two months.

 

How anyone connected with the front office of this team still has a job is hard to believe