Game Thread: Twins vs. Red Sox, 6/12, 1:10CT

[AlwaysinModeration]

1. Bam. Undefeated in game threads. (Although I will admit it looked dicey there.)

2. Very disappointed the bench didn't dump a Gatorade bucket or a shaving cream to the face for Max during the post-game. Marley was even trying to stall with nothing questions. First major league homer, a walk-off? That deserves a dousing.

[ashbury]

2. Very disappointed the bench didn't dump a Gatorade bucket or a shaving cream to the face for Max during the post-game.

Max is too young to shave, and his teammates don't know the German word for Gatorade.

[spinowner]

There's something missing here. Allow me to rectify that.

 

 

WINNAH!

[Craig Arko]

Max is too young to shave, and his teammates don't know the German word for Gatorade.

They don't use Gatorade in Germany.

 

 

[ashbury]

They don't use Gatorade in Germany.

 

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I am suddenly, unaccountably, thirsty. There's this new craft brewery down the street I've been meaning to try.

 

Ash out.

[Halsey Hall]

 

Tell us more. I'm not able to listen.

Sunday mornings.

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Kepler fooled me, the pitch before he got gassed up. Glad he made me look dumb.

Great moment for him, go twins.

[diehardtwinsfan]

You know what's really funny?  Reading through the game thread when you already know how the game finishes...

[USAFChief]

You know what's really funny?  Reading through the game thread even though you already know how Chief's jokes finish...

Ftfy

[Jerr]

 

so, technically, I was right

 

so, technically, I was right

 

A spider is not an animal.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

Drops the mic, walks into the sunset… 

Yeah, I am really walking into the sunset!

[Jerr]

I was out all day today, so just read the last 3 pages of the thread not knowing who won the game.

Kinda a fun, interesting way, to follow the game by reading the game thread!!!!

[spinowner]

 

A spider is not an animal.

So what is it then, a plant? A fungus?

[twinssouth]

My gut tells me the German kid is going to win this thing for us.

 

 

What a call. Would you mind picking some stocks for me

[twinssouth]

Your gut have any stock picks I can use tomorrow?

 

Looks like Ashburyjohn beat me but I'll stand in line