Article: Game Thread: Twins v Red Sox, 6/10 @ 7:10pm CT

[spinowner]

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
What's another word for Thesaurus?
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

[mickeymental]

i made instant coffee in the microwave and went back in time.

[Aggies7]

The 1935 Boston Braves, who finished 38-115 and had the 2nd worst winning percentage (.248) in the last 100 years of major league baseball, never trailed in 23 of their games.

 

This year's twins are on pace to trail in 157 of 162 games.

 

I'm sorry, I just can't get enough of this stat lol

[Aggies7]

Oops sorry didn't mean to break up the jokes!

 

I'll show myself out.

[USAFChief]

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

[LaBombo]

Has Jepsen ever been a starter?   1 2/3rds scoreless tonight,   so let's get the 'Jepsen to the rotation' rumor started.    Because why not?   Why not start the rumor,   I mean,  not actually try him there.

 

Or actually do it.

 

I don't care.

 

 

If you just read that and can't figure out if I'm actually suggesting it,  don't feel bad.    I wrote the damn thing and even I'm not sure.

 

 

[spinowner]

All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
 

[Aggies7]

Twins pitchers are getting Charlie brown'd out there

[spinowner]

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
 

[LaBombo]

"There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot."

[spinowner]

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
 

[jimbo92107]

Good stuff by Tonkin. After he got plunked in the thigh, suddenly it was like, "F it, I'm just gonna get these mofos out." And he did. 

[ashbury]

 

Inconcievable.

 

There's a big difference between partly conceivable and all inconceivable.

 

 

[ashbury]

Rosanna Rosanna Danna.

 

That's Hot!

"Um, Pinch, that's Emily Litella."

 

"Oh. That's very different. Never mind."

[mickeymental]

I pulled up to the 7-eleven and the guy was locking the door. I said, hey, your sign says "open 24 hours." and he says, yeah but not in a row.

[jimbo92107]

I wonder how many more Robbie Grossmans are floating around between AAA and MLB? 

[operation mindcrime]

Yeah!

[Aggies7]

Bronx cheer. Well done

[LaBombo]

Fun with Numbers,    Hostel Edition:

 

Unless the Twins close the deficit tonight by at least two runs,   they will take over sole possession of first place all of MLB in negative run differential with -96.

 

Still a chance they could be back on pace for -300 for the season by the end of the month...

 

 

http://horrornews.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hostel-2005-movie-7.jpg

Edited June 11, 2016 by LaBombo

[Riverbrian]

 

What are the Twins magic words? How about ..."total system failure"

 

I prefer Abracadabra

[jimmer]

I'm sorry.  I find it hilarious that Wright is being pulled.

[Riverbrian]

 

Say, the Lynx are 8-0 in this young WNBA season.  Go, gals!  

 

I'm a Lynx fan, and not just 'cuz I like teal, or whatever the hell color they wear.

 

Ya, by golly, it's nice to have one team in the Land of Sky Blue Waters that doesn't suck, you betcha.

 

Do we have any lakes that are Sky Blue?

[spinowner]

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I
stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate
cake?" I said, "yes". -- Steven Wright

[Riverbrian]

 

Twins are breaking the cardinal rule when facing a knuckleballer:  Don't over-swing and don't swing at everything.

 

Ok, that's 2 rules.

 

One Rule is Cardinal

 

and the other Rule is Oriole

[Aggies7]

Man seeing that clip from the '06 team...."dont know what ya got til it's go-ooone"

[jimbo92107]

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

 

Tell them you're not looking for anything special. Maybe you can work out a compromise.

[ashbury]

I make my own water. Two glasses of H, one glass of O.

[Platoon]

Abaracadabra implies something mystical. This is at the point of mythical! Like the Hindenburg, Titanic, and BlockBuster.

Edited June 11, 2016 by Platoon

[Aggies7]

Abaracadabra implies something mystical. This is at the point of mythical! Like the Hidenburg, Titanic, and BlockBuster.

Oh the humanity!

[LaBombo]

 

I wonder how many more Robbie Grossmans are floating around between AAA and MLB? 

 

 

You mean like skill set,  or...

 

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/futuramafry.jpg

 

... identity theft?

 

PS   That one's for you RB.    It's been at least a week since my last Frye meme,  and I'm sure you've been waiting anxiously:

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/doctors-next-door/Dog%20napping%20on%20keyboard.jpg