Game Thread: Twins vs Royals, 5/25/16 @ 12:10 PM CT

[Blake]

 

Anyone else's screen have the score flipped the wrong way?

Ah, the screen is the problem. I thought I was seeing things.

[Circus Boy]

 

winner

 

You woke up the bears! Why did you do that?

[wsnydes]

 

Anyone else's screen have the score flipped the wrong way?

I didn't think I had anything to drink this morning, so you might be on to something.

 

[USAFChief]

 

Nunez is seeing basketballs today.

This seems like such a great straight line...and yet, I got nothin.

[Riverbrian]

I'm outta Likes... You guys are on your own. 

[twinsnorth49]

Gee.....................that guy kinda sucks

 

 

 

I'll see myself out.

[jimbo92107]

Dozier struck out, but I noticed he did keep his head in, which means he could see the ball go under his bat. That's actually a very good sign. Keeping your head near the scene of the crime is very important to hitting a ball. 

[Circus Boy]

 

I'm outta Likes... You guys are on your own. 

 

But... but... you're a mod! You can't never run out of likes!

[wsnydes]

 

Nunez is seeing basketballs today.

Maybe that's the problem with everyone else.  They're all playing the wrong sport.

[James]

 

I'm outta Likes... You guys are on your own. 

Looks like you're just going to have to quote every comment that you enjoy and add the caption "Like".

[Riverbrian]

 

But... but... you're a mod! You can't never run out of likes!

 

 I asked Brock if I could have more and he said very matter of factly "Hey,,, Likes Don't Grow on Trees". 

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

But... but... you're a mod! You can't never run out of likes!

It's not a software issue.

 

He just knows us well enough to be sure we won't say anything worth a like the rest of the day.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Gee.....................that guy kinda sucks

 

 

 

I'll see myself out.

http://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/sites/default/files/main/articles/slide-oh-that-smell_0.jpg

[big dog]

And THAT'S a Snapper Mow 'Em Down Inning for Tyler Duffy!

 

Anyone remember those?  For a brief time, someone won a lawn mower when a Twins pitcher faced three batters in an inning and struck all three out.  I remember Berenguer doing it once.

[Riverbrian]

 

Looks like you're just going to have to quote every comment that you enjoy and add the caption "Like".

 

(Like) 

[jimbo92107]

 

This seems like such a great straight line...and yet, I got nothin.

Nunez is seeing basketballs today.

 

Replies:

1. Better than seeing pink elephants. Trust me.

2. Quit staring at me in the shower!

3. Luckily he's hitting baseballs. Basketballs hurt!

[twinsnorth49]

3 k's.........................in one inning?..........................For us?

 

 

Wut?

[Riverbrian]

 

It's not a software issue.

 

He just knows us well enough to be sure we won't say anything worth a like the rest of the day.

 

(Like)

[Riverbrian]

 

Nunez is seeing basketballs today.

 

Replies:

1. Better than seeing pink elephants. Trust me.

2. Quit staring at me in the shower!

3. Luckily he's hitting baseballs. Basketballs hurt!

 

(Like) 

[Blake]

 

3 k's.........................in one inning?..........................For us?

 

 

Wut?

Again, nice to know I'm not the only one seeing this. Only 1 hit so far by the Royals, too. I think we've entered Twins Bizarro World.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

(Like) 

OOOH! Do me next!

[James]

 

(Like) 

There you go.

[jimbo92107]

Wow, that was impressive pitching by Duffey. All his pitches worked, including a beautiful straight change-up over the outside corner. When Bender hits his spots, he can be a very stingy honcho. 

[USAFChief]

 

OOOH! Do me next!

Boy, if RB had a nickel for every time he heard that...

[HitInAPinch]

Wow, that's embarrassing

[Blake]

So much for Grossman's All Star appearance.

[James]

 

OOOH! Do me next!

http://i.imgur.com/y8FSfkk.jpg

[twinsnorth49]

Ah, so I see the Twins have arrived at the park.

[Riverbrian]

 

OOOH! Do me next!

 

(like) 

[jimbo92107]

 

There you go.

That one seemed...derivative.